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Great advertising.. made you look at the add didn't it (it did for me)
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It looked decent right up until that ratty ass frame rail repair!!
Gotta love corn-fed mid-western girls!!
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Gotta love corn-fed mid-western girls!!
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Yup love them corn fed gals...SUUUUEEEE! Baby fat in all the right places. 
If the girls were included, $3250 would be a good starting offer for that car. Without the girls, no way.
That seller sure knows a lot of girls. Check out his other ads.
QUOTE(pbanders @ Dec 7 2006, 04:03 PM) 
That seller sure knows a lot of girls. Check out his other ads.
I knew a coke dealer back in the 80s with the same problem....
QUOTE(pbanders @ Dec 7 2006, 04:03 PM)
That seller sure knows a lot of girls. Check out his other ads.
Or he runs used car lot next to a strip joint.
QUOTE(grantsfo @ Dec 7 2006, 04:08 PM)
QUOTE(pbanders @ Dec 7 2006, 04:03 PM)
That seller sure knows a lot of girls. Check out his other ads.
Or he runs used car lot next to a strip joint.
beat ya....
BTW...coke dealer/used car dealer....same level just above whale shit....
best part of the Ad besides the girls
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Paint and Body:
The body condition is excellent for this year 914. Very little rust and it has never been messed with. I would rate it about 95% rust free. Only a few spots that can easily be repaired or simply left alone. The unibody is excellent! The paint appears original and in good driver condition. It is faded and chalky in spots, but some wax helps. No evidence of any prior accident damage.
The body condition is excellent for this year 914. Very little rust and it has never been messed with. I would rate it about 95% rust free. Only a few spots that can easily be repaired or simply left alone. The unibody is excellent! The paint appears original and in good driver condition. It is faded and chalky in spots, but some wax helps. No evidence of any prior accident damage.
QUOTE(George H. @ Dec 7 2006, 04:46 PM)
best part of the Ad besides the girls
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Paint and Body:
The body condition is excellent for this year 914. Very little rust and it has never been messed with. I would rate it about 95% rust free. Only a few spots that can easily be repaired or simply left alone. The unibody is excellent! The paint appears original and in good driver condition. It is faded and chalky in spots, but some wax helps. No evidence of any prior accident damage.
The body condition is excellent for this year 914. Very little rust and it has never been messed with. I would rate it about 95% rust free. Only a few spots that can easily be repaired or simply left alone. The unibody is excellent! The paint appears original and in good driver condition. It is faded and chalky in spots, but some wax helps. No evidence of any prior accident damage.
For a midwest car that is 95% rust free, you west cost guys are spoiled
No wonder shes in the trunk, Good lord, what girl in her right mind would want to seat on those seats in that 914. Yuke
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yeah thats pretty good. I drove mine daily and could easily put things in my longitudinals.
It's all fixed now though
It's all fixed now though
Nice headlights! Too bad they're in the down position. 
I wonder if either of the two "models" would have fit in the hell hole.
That guy knows how to advertise for sure. Let's all tell the truth, we all originally got into 914s because "chicks dig them".
QUOTE(itsa914 @ Dec 7 2006, 10:38 PM)
For a midwest car that is 95% rust free, you west cost guys are spoiled
Based on what I've seen around here, that car is in pretty good shape.
That first picture would be alright in the Ladies of the Club calendar
QUOTE(pbanders @ Dec 7 2006, 07:03 PM)
Check out his other ads.
Be sure to check out his completed auctions too.
I wonder which requires more maintenance... the car or the woman.
Are those lower tins correct? Where the shift rod goes over the tin? Because on my car the shift rod goes UNDER the tin i.e. it's exposed to the road whereas with the above pictured car the shift rod would be protected from the road (at that one point).
[edit]Oh wait, I see it's a tail-shifter while mine is side-shift. Is that the difference?
I'm impressed that one girl and her nose would both fit into the front....
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