 914 Tipmas, Holiday Tips from your 914 friends |
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| r_towle |
 Dec 19 2013, 01:58 PM
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Custom Member  Group: Members Posts: 24,705 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States 
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Never drive a 914, always keep it parked on jack stands.
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| 914_teener |
Dec 19 2013, 02:14 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,266 Joined: 31-August 08 From: So. Cal Member No.: 9,489 Region Association: Southern California |
1. Never....ever put your 914 up on jackstands after the holiday egg nog.
2. Avoid Sandbox browsing during present openings with the kids. 3. Make sure to seperate the "extra" 914 parts in the garage from the Christmas decorations. 4. Take a drive in your teener....when it is safe...to de-stress after phone calls from the x-wife or other notorious relatives. That's all for now...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/santa_smiley.gif) |
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| ripper911 |
Dec 19 2013, 02:46 PM
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corde pulsum tangite Group: Members Posts: 2,920 Joined: 25-April 10 From: Powder Springs, GA Member No.: 11,654 Region Association: South East States |
If you haul a tree on your 914, your car might smell spruced up for a little while.
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| r_towle |
Dec 19 2013, 09:57 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,705 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States
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Do not eat lots of holiday chili and then work underneath your 914 on your back.
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| ThePaintedMan |
Dec 19 2013, 11:33 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,887 Joined: 6-September 11 From: St. Petersburg, FL Member No.: 13,527 Region Association: South East States
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Since your 914 is already a lawn ornament on jack stands pissing off the neighbors, go full redneck and put some Christmas lights on it.
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| euro911 |
Dec 20 2013, 02:30 AM
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Retired & living the dream. God help me if I wake up! Group: Members Posts: 8,911 Joined: 2-December 06 From: So.Cal. & No.AZ (USA) Member No.: 7,300 Region Association: Southern California
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| r_towle |
Dec 20 2013, 05:19 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,705 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States
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Do not twerk at the office party
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| r_towle |
Dec 21 2013, 04:34 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,705 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States
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Holiday parking.
You know you are from Massachusetts when you cut a guy off for a parking space and you are disappointed when he does not even flip you the bird. |
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| Rleog |
Dec 21 2013, 04:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 611 Joined: 12-October 03 From: Middleton, MA Member No.: 1,239 Region Association: North East States
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When merging in Massachusetts traffic, eye contact is a sign of weakness.
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