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SLITS
post Aug 22 2007, 11:42 AM
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A quick reminder to you all that a party in Moab, UT is less than 30 days away.

This time next month we will be celebrating Howies' life and what he meant to us .... all of us as a friend. He will be there waiting to bash each of you individually in his own intimitable manner.

We will even make room for the "F" car guys.

Anybody know how to invite the Russian Terrorists?

Peace

PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No phonebooks or elevator shoes allowed
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post Aug 22 2007, 11:49 AM
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PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No strap-ons or pumps allowed


Odd... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Aug 22 2007, 11:55 AM
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PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No strap-ons or pumps allowed


Odd... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)


You've been peeking under my Zambezi Green silkys again haven't you .....


Pervert!

Oh, I fogot ..... I declare Admin Abuse ..... "hurt me honey"
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post Aug 22 2007, 12:00 PM
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Looks nice in pictures.........
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PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No strap-ons or pumps allowed


Odd... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

I find it odd that Clay wears pumps and strap ons too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)



I think he referring to the great Stand Off at the Alamo Atomic (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

(IMG:http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/tinkymonster/Atomic%20Ramble%2007/Slits_Clay_height_standoff.jpg)
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post Aug 22 2007, 12:03 PM
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You've been peeking under my Zambezi Green silkys again haven't you .....


Peeking? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

It was no secret. We had to go in there with an Electron-Microscope.

(BTW: Sheldon J. Plankton is making off with your crabby patty!)


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post Aug 22 2007, 12:21 PM
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You've been peeking under my Zambezi Green silkys again haven't you .....


Peeking? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

It was no secret. We had to go in there with an Electron-Microscope.

(BTW: Sheldon J. Plankton is making off with your crabby patty!)


Size doesn't matter .... how you use it does!

I love crabs crab pattys!
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post Aug 22 2007, 12:32 PM
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Size doesn't matter .... how you use it does!


Apparently you missed the conversation at Howard's party from one of his female golf partners. She told an entire story about GIRTH. It was quite amusing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I think (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)

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post Aug 22 2007, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 22 2007, 09:49 AM) *

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PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No strap-ons or pumps allowed


Odd... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

I find it odd that Clay wears pumps and strap ons too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)



I think he referring to the great Stand Off at the Alamo Atomic (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

(IMG:http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/tinkymonster/Atomic%20Ramble%2007/Slits_Clay_height_standoff.jpg)



It was a setup.. Ron paid off Joe Sharp to fudge the measurement......


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post Aug 22 2007, 09:40 PM
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I do believe Clay is correct about the payolla scandal on the measurement thingy.

To back up this up. There is a complete expose on this scandal involving "The Slits" and his compatriots

has been ruefully EXPOSED at "www.pregnantnunswithferrets.com"

This entire underhanded measurement thingy is simply deplorable in my opinion.
And a complete and voluntary apology is due all of us for this infraction.

What say thee...??????

Twystd1
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post Aug 22 2007, 10:45 PM
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I think it was political...........
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post Aug 22 2007, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE(SLITS @ Aug 22 2007, 10:21 AM) *

QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 22 2007, 11:03 AM) *

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You've been peeking under my Zambezi Green silkys again haven't you .....


Peeking? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

It was no secret. We had to go in there with an Electron-Microscope.

(BTW: Sheldon J. Plankton is making off with your crabby patty!)


Size doesn't matter .... how you use it does!

I love crabs crab pattys!


How come you never hear Big guys say stuff like that? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Aug 22 2007, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(Twystd1 @ Aug 22 2007, 08:40 PM) *

I do believe Clay is correct about the payolla scandal on the measurement thingy.

To back up this up. There is a complete expose on this scandal involving "The Slits" and his compatriots

has been ruefully EXPOSED at "www.pregnantnunswithferrets.com"

This entire underhanded measurement thingy is simply deplorable in my opinion.
And a complete and voluntary apology is due all of us for this infraction.

What say thee...??????

Twystd1


Harrrrrumph ..... I have it on good authority and several eyewitnesses that Clay was goosed to attain that height .....


I call a foul



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post Aug 23 2007, 10:58 AM
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Leave the old guy alone, I mean, how many other members here are lucky enough to have their member number match their birth year? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

Give it to Ron, have a little compassion. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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post Aug 23 2007, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE(skline @ Aug 23 2007, 09:58 AM) *

Leave the old guy alone, I mean, how many other members here are lucky enough to have their member number match their birth year? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

Give it to Ron, have a little compassion. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)


Thank you .....

And I see your mental age matches your member number (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif)


Yeh, I know that was cruel and uncalled for but I have to uphold my image as a Shitstirring Turncoat. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif)
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post Aug 24 2007, 01:51 AM
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Yeah but my post count beats all you homos... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Aug 24 2007, 07:56 AM
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 24 2007, 12:51 AM) *

Yeah but my post count beats all you homos... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Oh shit, is that what I am missing? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Aug 24 2007, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 24 2007, 12:51 AM) *

Yeah but my post count beats all you homos... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Golf and calipers with a smattering of elebens and teeners.... yep, there's my definition of life ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif)

Ummmm, I don't think I have one either. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Nevermind
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post Aug 24 2007, 08:32 AM
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QUOTE(SLITS @ Aug 24 2007, 07:13 AM) *

QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 24 2007, 12:51 AM) *

Yeah but my post count beats all you homos... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Golf and calipers with a smattering of elebens and teeners.... yep, there's my definition of life ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif)

Ummmm, I don't think I have one either. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Nevermind


Group buy?
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post Aug 24 2007, 10:57 AM
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Aug 23 2007, 11:51 PM) *

Yeah but my post count beats all you homos... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)



Reminds me of the movie Stripes...........

"If any of you Homos touch me, I'll kill ya"

"Lighten up Frances......."
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I got a sunburn and shot bogie golf yesterday. My clubs fit in the passengers seat of the 911. At least the beer was cold. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif)

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