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OT: Had an injury at work today, You gotta hear this... |
URY914 |
Jan 13 2005, 02:50 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 121,038 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
For those of you that don't know, I'm a senior project manager on a pretty big hospital construction site. My Super came to me this morning and said we had an iron worker get hurt today. This is the conversation...
Super: "We had a iron worker get hurt and go to the ER this morning" Me: "What happened, is he alright?" Super: "Well he said he sat on his balls and injured himself." Me: "WTF do you mean?" Super: "Yea, he said he sat down on a beam and hurt his nuts." Me: "So they checked him out in the ER?" Super: "Yea, he took a break than returned to work." Me: "Did he submit for a drug test?" (as he is required to do) Super:"Well no, he says he smokes dope every night so it would come back positive anyway." Me: "So I don't have to ask you if you showed him the gate and called his office, right?" Super: "Done" Sometimes I don't know how more of these dumbasses don't get killed everyday. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) Paul |
mike_the_man |
Jan 14 2005, 10:53 AM
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I like stuff! Group: Members Posts: 1,338 Joined: 11-June 03 From: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Member No.: 809 |
I read a story about a rugby player who was in a game and popped his hip out of the socket. The trainer came out, and he said that this has happened a few times, and to just grab it and pop it back in. The trainer grabed his leg and popped the hip back in place. The rugby player emitted a huge scream and passed out. It turns out, his testicle had fallen into his hip socket, and when the hip was popped back in, it crushed his nut! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
I read it in a Maxim, I think. Not sure if it's true, but just hearing about it makes me wince. |
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