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> Blatant neglect, A sadist, and his car.
redshift
post Mar 13 2005, 01:14 AM
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So, my car, with engine #3. It's a cool day here. I have done virtually no engine maintenance in.. let me think... 9000 miles, except change oil... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) .. I think, maybe..

Today, I had a moment to look and see if I could find a 'visable within 5 minutes' problem, and I yanked the air box..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

The throttle body looks almost as rich as the tailipipes. Hold on, let me stop laughing... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) I was ecstatic! So, then, because hell, I am maybe a total of 13 inches from the dipstick, and just gagging on my tongue, I checked the oil.. not a drop low, and black as the day is blew out of the ground, somewhere far, far away...

Hold on, I have to catch my breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) ...

Don't think for a second that I didn't expect to find this! Oh... I did. The car pulls like a soggy sponge... breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif).... hold on.. It runs rough, til warm, then it runs like shit... hold on... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)... The valves sound like a skeleton, being played by the drummer from Rush.. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

I hate this this car, so I am starving it to death. When I am done with this motor, I want another car, that doesn't suck, and the injection works, and there isn't a book of bad feelings, between me, and happiness.

I need someone, in California, with time, an eye for a nice roller, a way to drag a car to a body shop -to the south-... have an interior installed, have a suspension installed, take it to Steve's for a motor, and just make sure that every part is there, and in no worse condition than 9.9/10.

I need a contractor.. and some numbers. Hell, give me a full price on a nice car, whatever.... I have been with 914s for a long time, I want a car that isn't a... -numerous gratuitous expletives deleted-.. that I'd rather see dead.

... BEST ONE I EVER HAD... hold on... breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)


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post Mar 13 2005, 10:49 AM
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Miles, where were you for the 13k mile car!!!!! It was almost showroom new!!! Joe in NY bought it so you missed out.

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redshift   Blatant neglect   Mar 13 2005, 01:14 AM
rick 918-S   If your serious this could be an interesting club ...   Mar 13 2005, 01:40 AM
Racer Chris   try replacing the head temp sensor. and try to wor...   Mar 13 2005, 01:49 AM
Hawktel   Isn't your medication court mandated? Miles I...   Mar 13 2005, 01:56 AM
redshift   Not a good idea Richy Rick, if you don't belie...   Mar 13 2005, 02:09 AM
GWN7   Miles, write the ad, put it up on ebay, someone w...   Mar 13 2005, 02:22 AM
redshift   No, I want this car dead. I wouldn't sell it...   Mar 13 2005, 02:35 AM
Dr Evil   You need to talk to Skiline, Twysted1, and I. Wait...   Mar 13 2005, 06:51 AM
Lawrence   Miles, The Aubergine car is going to rock... and ...   Mar 13 2005, 09:44 AM
jd74914   Common Lets see some pics. I've never seen the...   Mar 13 2005, 09:48 AM
bd1308   send me your crappy motor then....dude if you kill...   Mar 13 2005, 09:56 AM
rhodyguy   putting a few cups of red georgia clay in powder f...   Mar 13 2005, 10:00 AM
bd1308   just run water instead of oil in your engine. It r...   Mar 13 2005, 10:14 AM
Bleyseng   Miles, where were you for the 13k mile car!...   Mar 13 2005, 10:49 AM
Howard   C'mon Miles, you live for this angst   Mar 13 2005, 11:48 AM
SLITS   The one that is in, from what Miles has said, it n...   Mar 13 2005, 11:58 AM
redshift   Yeah, I choked when I saw Joe's car... but sti...   Mar 13 2005, 01:17 PM
fiid   You could buy Olav's 6. It's a 3.2L (IIRC...   Mar 13 2005, 02:37 PM
scott thacher   miles heres an idea... we take your engine out and...   Mar 13 2005, 03:21 PM
GWN7   ...   Mar 13 2005, 03:47 PM
redshift   I wish all you Cali guys would move closer. heh ...   Mar 13 2005, 04:04 PM
jwalters   http://www.914world.com/bbs2/htm...   Mar 13 2005, 04:30 PM
Twystd1   All right.... STOP, Breath............... I am h...   Mar 13 2005, 06:18 PM
redshift   No... no, no.... I am the end of the road for this...   Mar 13 2005, 06:56 PM
bd1308   dude WTF..... http://www.914w...   Mar 13 2005, 08:20 PM
rick 918-S     Mar 13 2005, 09:08 PM


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