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| redshift |
 Mar 13 2005, 01:14 AM
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Bless the Hell out of you!  Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869  |
So, my car, with engine #3. It's a cool day here. I have done virtually no engine maintenance in.. let me think... 9000 miles, except change oil... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) .. I think, maybe..
Today, I had a moment to look and see if I could find a 'visable within 5 minutes' problem, and I yanked the air box..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) The throttle body looks almost as rich as the tailipipes. Hold on, let me stop laughing... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) I was ecstatic! So, then, because hell, I am maybe a total of 13 inches from the dipstick, and just gagging on my tongue, I checked the oil.. not a drop low, and black as the day is blew out of the ground, somewhere far, far away... Hold on, I have to catch my breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) ... Don't think for a second that I didn't expect to find this! Oh... I did. The car pulls like a soggy sponge... breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif).... hold on.. It runs rough, til warm, then it runs like shit... hold on... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)... The valves sound like a skeleton, being played by the drummer from Rush.. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) I hate this this car, so I am starving it to death. When I am done with this motor, I want another car, that doesn't suck, and the injection works, and there isn't a book of bad feelings, between me, and happiness. I need someone, in California, with time, an eye for a nice roller, a way to drag a car to a body shop -to the south-... have an interior installed, have a suspension installed, take it to Steve's for a motor, and just make sure that every part is there, and in no worse condition than 9.9/10. I need a contractor.. and some numbers. Hell, give me a full price on a nice car, whatever.... I have been with 914s for a long time, I want a car that isn't a... -numerous gratuitous expletives deleted-.. that I'd rather see dead. ... BEST ONE I EVER HAD... hold on... breath... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) M |
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| jwalters |
Mar 13 2005, 04:30 PM
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Sooo Close....... Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 14-May 04 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 2,068 Region Association: Europe |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) come on ya'll--lets PIMP HIS RIDE---
give him some hi jackers so when he sees debris in the road all he has to do is push a button and it will leapfrog over it--easy in a 1900 lb car!! We can put some 22's on it with 25 series tyres--mirror chrome finish--with enough lines to make you dizzy-- Red crushed velvet all over the interior-- When he opens his rear lid an automatic extending flat screen tv with a PS2 loading up Miami Vice --- Shove about 15 4-inch rockford subs in it-- And........curb feelers--yeah--thats the ticket!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smash.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sawzall-smiley.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/welder.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) |
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Posts in this topic
redshift Blatant neglect Mar 13 2005, 01:14 AM
rick 918-S If your serious this could be an interesting club ... Mar 13 2005, 01:40 AM Racer Chris try replacing the head temp sensor.
and try to wor... Mar 13 2005, 01:49 AM Hawktel Isn't your medication court mandated?
Miles I... Mar 13 2005, 01:56 AM redshift Not a good idea Richy Rick, if you don't belie... Mar 13 2005, 02:09 AM GWN7 Miles,
write the ad, put it up on ebay, someone w... Mar 13 2005, 02:22 AM redshift No, I want this car dead.
I wouldn't sell it... Mar 13 2005, 02:35 AM Dr Evil You need to talk to Skiline, Twysted1, and I. Wait... Mar 13 2005, 06:51 AM Lawrence Miles,
The Aubergine car is going to rock... and ... Mar 13 2005, 09:44 AM jd74914 Common Lets see some pics. I've never seen the... Mar 13 2005, 09:48 AM bd1308 send me your crappy motor then....dude if you kill... Mar 13 2005, 09:56 AM rhodyguy putting a few cups of red georgia clay in powder f... Mar 13 2005, 10:00 AM bd1308 just run water instead of oil in your engine. It r... Mar 13 2005, 10:14 AM Bleyseng Miles, where were you for the 13k mile car!... Mar 13 2005, 10:49 AM Howard C'mon Miles, you live for this angst Mar 13 2005, 11:48 AM SLITS The one that is in, from what Miles has said, it n... Mar 13 2005, 11:58 AM redshift Yeah, I choked when I saw Joe's car... but sti... Mar 13 2005, 01:17 PM fiid You could buy Olav's 6. It's a 3.2L (IIRC... Mar 13 2005, 02:37 PM scott thacher miles heres an idea... we take your engine out and... Mar 13 2005, 03:21 PM GWN7 ... Mar 13 2005, 03:47 PM redshift I wish all you Cali guys would move closer.
heh
... Mar 13 2005, 04:04 PM Twystd1 All right.... STOP, Breath...............
I am h... Mar 13 2005, 06:18 PM redshift No... no, no.... I am the end of the road for this... Mar 13 2005, 06:56 PM bd1308 dude WTF..... http://www.914w... Mar 13 2005, 08:20 PM
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