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[JoeSharp]

Today in southern California, three VW-philes joined together to form a new racing team. Based in Huntington Beach, the team members include: racing for the Ladies, Lighting Linda Lopez (/L.), Chop Chop Thomas (one914racer) will be going out after the big boys and Joe Sharp will be handling the duties of logistics and support.
Linda was heard to say "This is a wonderful opportunity for me to listen to my Rock while Cone Crusing"
Thomas's only reply was "HOLEY CRAPPER" !!
Joe was quoted to say, "It is with great pleasure that I have the privilege to announce the formation of the new racing team of "Team NARP Racing". With the acquisition of the new trailer (Moncha) we have the abillity to provide to our racers, all the comfort and facilities of any team out there."

[SLITS]

All Hail (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif) Clatonina the First, Obtuse Obese Purveyour of the Inane. Jack(Off)of all things; Masterbaiter of Nothing. Seemore and A-aron are at ready to give you their sacrifical wieners.

You have my vote................ (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flag.gif)

****URGENT MESSAGE****From Commander URR Der Weisze Bandita to CinC NARP PACIFIC FLEET........Transponder will add weight and destroy my HP advantage. STOP My insurance specifically forbids coverage when racing against incomplete or plastic 914s 2nd STOP (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) END