OT: Slits Appreciation Day, Roast Options

[Howard]

OK, would like to recognize a member whose unfailing sense of humor, supply of parts and 914 knowledge has helped so many of us. I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Since he will be unable to defend himself, please post your favorite story/picture/joke about the old one so he has something fun to read when he gets back.

[Howard]

Ron is shy, and humility prevents him from bragging. So I looked him up:

http://www.ronmeier.com/
Noted Realtor

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdispla...=TRUE&pid=21311
Hockey Pro

http://www.winonapost.com/archive/www/0709...0903/2news.html
Fast Food Mogul

http://www.ibdb.com/person.asp?ID=84725
Broadway Star (figures)

http://www.academybiznet.org/VietnamMemorial.html
War Hero

http://www.gi.alaska.edu/pipermail/gi-staf...ril/000010.html
Alaskan University Credits

And my Personal Favorite: Military Sexual Harassment
http://www.militarycorruption.com/capers30.htm

Excerpt:
The Army and Carlisle Barracks can heave a sigh of relief. It would have been mighty uncomfortable for the HERO OF GRENADA and PATHETIC BOBBY to be up there on the witness stand “under oath” and have to admit to all the hypocrisy and misconduct that took place on their watch.
In fact, in the above story, we revealed that Chilcoat offered Barbara Vanner, who worked on post as an employee assistance programmer, $50,000 to “go away” when she first lodged sex harassment charges against Chilcoat “favorite,” Ron Meier, former boss of the Directorate of Personnel and Community Activities (DPCA). Can you spell attempted “B-R-I-B-E,” boys and girls?