Bi-Annual G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swapmeet, And Animal Flesh Roasting Options

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It's that time of year for the Bi-Annual G&R (or if you prefer D&G&R) All 914 Rusty Parts Swapmeet and Animal Flesh Roasting. After serious consultation with a Palm Reader, Psychic and Tarot Card, it has been decided that APRIL 30,2006 shall be the date.

It will be held at The Recycler Core Company back parking lot.... 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA, 92507. Wanna map...google it yourself ya lazy bastards. Further information may be obtained by calling Ron (cell... (951) 751-3584 or Glenn (home... (951) 779-9146). Whether we answer or not is the question and knowing how cheap you guys are, you prolly wouldn't make a phone call anyway. So, email is (Ron) ronmeier at sbcglobal dot net and (Glenn) a914luvr at sbcglobal dot net.

Venue to include:

1.) Watching fine German parts rust before your eyes.

2.) Listening and trying to understand Thomas (one914racer) as he explains anything.

3.) The breakup of A-aron Admin's, MattR's, SKline's & "*"'s love tryst. Video available for $69.69.

4.) "The Darwin Boys" tell all...moderated by S. Charters, who nutz will be fried and stuffed down his throat while still attached to his body.

5.) The SMPD demonstrating why it takes 4 of them to turn on a siren. Instructional video available after the festivities.

6.) SKline's 6 hour disertation on why he didn't bring the Shalom.

7.) Por-15 Hootus coating and Fuch Clock making seminar by A-Aron Admin.

8.) Buying a (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/stromberg.gif) full power engine for a kazillion dinares by JB.

9.) AutoX course around the dead school busses. 1st prize is a paint evaluation by Los Panchos.

10.) Mrs K's body will be on display, fully ironed.

11.) Viewing of Howie's Hose (still attached).

12.) Tystd1 trying to convince someone to let him work on their car and his seminar on "How to Leave Your Toolbox on a Street Curb so someone can steal it".

13.) Allan Moore's seminar on "How to build a beautiful and fast 914 only to trade it away for a useless 6 conversion and spend more money".

14.) New York's own "Richard Simmons" will be the Grand Marshall and will lick your parts for free.

Future events to be added as time permits. We are working on a mystery guest but as yet have been unable to dig him up and deodorize him.




It would be nice if one of my favorite (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wub.gif) Admins would stick, uhhh, this.