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> OT: Wife Whacked the Benz
Eric_Shea
post Dec 22 2010, 11:45 PM
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Slipped while putting the 3rd seats down for the kiddos...

3rd seat fell on her finger... (hurt like hell I guess)

Got back in the car and started to feel like she was going to pass out...

Pulls off to the side of the road and "does" pass out... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yellowsleep[1].gif)

Didn't have time to put the car in park... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving-girl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yellowsleep[1].gif)

The car crossed 4 lanes of busy 90th South in Salt Lake City, at night, in the rain. Cars were spinning honking and two kids were facing backward in the rear seat in terror. She drives up a driveway apron, missed a mailbox and scraped the front fender basically "off" (aluminum on the E500) and whacked the bumper cover on a concrete block post in someone's front yard.

A trip to the ICU shows no broken bones. Just a broken car. They had someone looking over them tonight. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

The Holiday fun has just begun... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:01 AM
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God Bless that they're alright! Cars are just metal and can be repaired.
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:14 AM
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Agreed...

She does have a history though (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) She's whacked about every car she's ever been in.

914-6 - Drove it up on a curb while leaving the ATM at the bank. Took out the passengers side outer rocker.
ML320 - Drove the passengers door into a pile of wood on the driveway while we were building a deck on the old house. Almost the same accident as the 914-6.
E320 Wagon - Whacked a deer.
E500 Wagon - Whacked a concrete post.

Anyone know where I can get a Uni-Mog cheap? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

(she sure is cute though...) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:19 AM
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Lucky, lucky, lucky!! Christmas came a bit early... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif)
How bout an older Suburban for her now? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:42 AM
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Wow, glad to hear she and the kids are ok, they were very fortunate. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:48 AM
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The MOG would do some serious damage!lol (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
But you can go camping and drive through lakes and stuff... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 12:57 AM
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Wow Eric!
I am glad she and the kids are alright. Too bad, Vanessa loved that car... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 01:06 AM
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Eric,
car can be fixed....glad the family is OK... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 01:36 AM
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Holy Cow , Glad the family is Ok.
A chauffeur is the logical next step. (I believe there may be a 914 limo available)
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post Dec 23 2010, 01:43 AM
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Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

They are sooooo lucky nothing else bad happened!

OMG!!!!

Buy her a tank with a Chauffeur! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif)

Merry Christmas! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wreath.gif)

Lisa
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post Dec 23 2010, 02:25 AM
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She needs an old Volvo. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Dec 23 2010, 04:50 AM
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Glad everyone is ok ! the uni-mog comment was funny tho.. Always wanted to shove some Mog axles under my jeep...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercedes-Be...taryQ5fVehicles
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post Dec 23 2010, 05:36 AM
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Damn! Good thing wagons are cheap and no one got hurt. Tell her I said Hi.
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post Dec 23 2010, 06:36 AM
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Whew! The image of those kids & passed out Mom drifting across four lanes........just bent aluminum.......Merry Christmas.
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post Dec 23 2010, 06:43 AM
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Holy crap, I guess I should be nice to you for a couple days eh ? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)





Glad she's o.k. Alittle head trauma might make it easier to be married to you
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post Dec 23 2010, 07:21 AM
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Thank God everyone is O K. I have to agree, she is a QT.
I've got this 75 I H Scoutt II thats has a couple of extra fenders that the fmaily is going to sell....
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post Dec 23 2010, 07:53 AM
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Eric,

What a scary post, We are all thankful the wife & girls are OK!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif)

Have a Merry Christmas to you and the family. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/santa_smiley.gif)

Tom & Lynda
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post Dec 23 2010, 08:13 AM
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Glad to hear she and the kids are OK... very scary situation that could have ended badly...

Thanks for the reminder to be careful and wrap up the kids in their car seats correctly every single time...
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post Dec 23 2010, 08:18 AM
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That was like hitting the lottery! You are all very lucky indeed. She is likely going to be very stressed over that one.

Definitely put her in a big SUV like the Expedition or something. And....you won't let her drive the six will you?
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post Dec 23 2010, 08:50 AM
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Glad to hear it all ended well. Really scary description you gave. God was looking out for you guys. Maybe now he will call his buddy Santa and have a 76 Vista Cruiser wagon delivered to you in a couple of days.

Merry Christmas,
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p.s. You'd probably welcome head trauma if ya had to marry Scotty. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif)
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