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> The Ultimate DAPO, This guy is really talented.....
ClayPerrine
post Jan 5 2005, 02:27 PM
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Check this link on VW Vortex.

This is an extremely long thread, but worth the read.

But have a STRONG stomach.
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post Jan 5 2005, 02:47 PM
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That has to be a joke. If it isn't someone needs to find out where this guy lives and do a reality show. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 03:07 PM
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I loved this thread...
Was worth the read....

My face hurts from laughing....

I originaly thought it was the thread that Skline was using to tell us about his V8 conversion.... (OOOps)

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post Jan 5 2005, 03:23 PM
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass......
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That's funny (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 03:39 PM
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Morons....I stopped after the second reply......
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post Jan 5 2005, 03:45 PM
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Funny Shit (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:17 PM
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I think I pissed my pants from laughing (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) !
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:33 PM
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my favorite was..........

"for the love of God, put down the tools and step away from the car"

I think Im gonna use that one
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:46 PM
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...TROLL... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/spank.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Jan 5 2005, 01:07 PM)
I loved this thread...
Was worth the read....

My face hurts from laughing....

I originaly thought it was the thread that Skline was using to tell us about his V8 conversion.... (OOOps)

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Twystd1

Great, bring my name into it and now I have to go read it. How dare you! That is going to cost you Clayton, I will be down for my payment in libations later.
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE (cha914 @ Jan 5 2005, 04:46 PM)
...TROLL... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/spank.gif)




Tony.. are you calling me a Troll or the guy on the thread.......

And my name is NOT Clayton......
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Jan 5 2005, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (cha914 @ Jan 5 2005, 04:46 PM)
...TROLL... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/spank.gif)




Tony.. are you calling me a Troll or the guy on the thread.......

And my name is NOT Clayton......

I never said your name was Clayton, you troll. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:28 PM
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MUSR 8 - 5lug conversion done wed - drive 500miles thrus
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Right after I posted this I realized it looked like I was attacking you...

The guy you posted about is a total troll...and not particularly good either, but at least he did stick around and keep it going for a while...

ahh entertainment on the web (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/tongue.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:33 PM
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Within seconds of logging into the Vortex I always wonder why I did it.

I think the median age is about 14. There are some good folks there and good information to be had, but it is a real chore to get to it.

You know, I just read like the first page and a half, and I still don't know if its a joke or not hard to belive that its for real even if it is the vortex.

Of course, I got called an asshole just a few days ago for suggesting that someone who asked if the clear went after the paint should "step away from the golf".
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:51 PM
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Can't believe I read the whole thing.
Freakin hilarious!

Go Gumby!
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post Jan 5 2005, 06:28 PM
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he needs to check his blinker fluid (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

thats sooooo fake.... troll
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post Jan 5 2005, 06:48 PM
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Like the time the guy ran sand through his 1.8t audi to "polish" it?
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post Jan 5 2005, 07:02 PM
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Sooo Close.......
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Holy Shitaake!!! Man, mt face hgurts--kant speal write...

This reminds me of the time this guy brought this 2.0 jetta into my shop cause it wouldn't run-----he said just do a diagnostic--so I did.

The first thing I checked was the dipstick--I wiped it and checked it 3 more times because I could not believ what it was I was seeing.

Yup-you guessed it--it WAS full of oil--I mean..ahem...FULL of 3.5 gallons of oil.

I showed this to the owner--he got really pissed and said I did not have a clue about engines!! I mean he was pissed at me for showing him what a complete moron he was.

He had the car towed to another shop, he just knew I did not know shit--5 shops later all turned him down--would not have anything to do with him--then he had the sack to tow it back to my shop so I could fix it!!!!!

Said sorry--I can not help you----you are litigation in the making, he would not leave,,,, and I called the cops on him so I would have some paperwork in case it got really ugly.

Some people--really cracks me up--kinda like chopstix............ (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE (MattR @ Jan 5 2005, 08:48 PM)
Like the time the guy ran sand through his 1.8t audi to "polish" it?

Does that work the same as running chopstix through it? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/drunk.gif)
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post Jan 5 2005, 07:05 PM
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Sooo Close.......
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QUOTE (MattR @ Jan 5 2005, 04:48 PM)
Like the time the guy ran sand through his 1.8t audi to "polish" it?

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) I had this former boss that liked to pour dry laundry detergent down the intake while the engine was running!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

He said it cleans the rings so they will seal again!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)
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