Inaugural "after Hershey Swap", Massachusetts and all who feel like coming Options

[r_towle]

Its time for the Inaugural, first ever, once in a lifetime swap meet for those too lazy, too far, too cheap, or just too lonely all air-cooled Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival, the "After Hershey Swap"

The date, should anyone really care will be
Saturday
APRIL 26TH, 2014

The address is:

542 Groton Street, Dunstable

The driveway will be open by 8 AM for all the early risers with a ton of shit to spread on the various outdoor locations set aside to allow you to display your old junk, collectible air-cooled parts for sale.

For this year, swap spaces and entry are FREE. Also included with the freebies will be all the insults you've ever dreamed of and coffee / donuts to satisfy many of the wankers that attend. If you show up and there is none left, you should have gotten here earlier.

There will be a grill for cooking whatever you would like to bring, and the beverage of your choice that you also brought will be available for your consumption.

Feel free to bring whatever you like, I have a nice sandy area for those northshore beach bum that might want to dig a hole and burn some harmless shelled creatures.



There have also been rumors that Larry may bring his own beer label, and someone might bring lobsters...but don't count on it.

If I am in the mood, I may buy some water...but you may want to bring your own, or drink from the tap....

No, the President and Family will not be attending this year as they are to busy pissing off the Far East and Anglo Saxon Europe. Governor Romney, the author of Romney care, will also not attend as he is busy refilling his coffers for another attempt at public humiliation.

We had thought about charging fees in accordance with the 356, Early 911 and POC terms, but felt that the type of people those fees attract are not the type of people we want at our event. Their colognes foul the air and we wouldn't want them to get their Pilotis' dirty. Anyone wearing a driving suit at half mast will be bent over and severly molested.

We like the CSOB crowd that enjoys the smell of burt oil after a short drive in an uncomfortable air cooled relic.

Feel free to drive what you would like, but we will be handing out ONE award for the weakest, lamest excuse for not driving a classic aircooled car to the event....so be prepared for group ridicule, insults , and general lambasting of all who drive anything inappropriate.

We will form a small and old dedicated group of people to determine what is inappropriate to drive, and it will be their sole decision on who get the award for the poorest choice of vehicles.


While there are no rules to speak of, as a public service we must warn of some pitfalls:

1.) We have a single Unisex bathroom. For the long wait to use the facilities, Depends are not provided. Many trees are also available for you to visit.
5.) Nails, screws and other foreign objects you find in your tires are free.
6.) Please separate the beverage containers / plastic utensils from uneaten food. Trash cans will be provided for the plates and semi-used food. Additional containers should be available for the plastics & cans.
7.) Unsold junk rare parts may be thrown in the barn if you do not wish to haul it home. If they are here at the end of the day, they will belong to me.
We are not a free storage yard (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

for directions:
1.) Go to Hell .... that's where you will find us
2.)Its 2014, use Google
3) Its 2014, get a GPS
4) you can try to PM me on the board, but don't expect me to actually answer it

I would like to thank SLITS for allowing (like he had a choice) me to plagiarize his lovely warm announcement of his annual event.

Peace,

Rich