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> OT: Had an injury at work today, You gotta hear this...
URY914
post Jan 13 2005, 02:50 PM
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For those of you that don't know, I'm a senior project manager on a pretty big hospital construction site. My Super came to me this morning and said we had an iron worker get hurt today. This is the conversation...

Super: "We had a iron worker get hurt and go to the ER this morning"

Me: "What happened, is he alright?"

Super: "Well he said he sat on his balls and injured himself."

Me: "WTF do you mean?"

Super: "Yea, he said he sat down on a beam and hurt his nuts."

Me: "So they checked him out in the ER?"

Super: "Yea, he took a break than returned to work."

Me: "Did he submit for a drug test?" (as he is required to do)

Super:"Well no, he says he smokes dope every night so it would come back positive anyway."

Me: "So I don't have to ask you if you showed him the gate and called his office, right?"

Super: "Done"

Sometimes I don't know how more of these dumbasses don't get killed everyday. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)

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URY914   OT: Had an injury at work today   Jan 13 2005, 02:50 PM
rhodyguy   iron workers tend to be a pretty tough bunch. i ca...   Jan 13 2005, 02:58 PM
maf914   Hey, Paul. I was having a little trouble trying t...   Jan 13 2005, 03:03 PM
URY914   You'll notice in the conversation, that I...   Jan 13 2005, 03:08 PM
TimT   I work with i-workers every day, have for the past...   Jan 13 2005, 03:09 PM
Root_Werks   Little different here in the office. If the eleva...   Jan 13 2005, 03:12 PM
Joseph Mills     Jan 13 2005, 03:17 PM
dinomium   http...   Jan 13 2005, 03:30 PM
itsa914     Jan 13 2005, 03:41 PM
aircooledboy  
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Sammy   I had a pipe-fitter working for me years ago who o...   Jan 13 2005, 05:21 PM
spare time toys   I had one of the slugs on my crew Bump his head on...   Jan 13 2005, 05:57 PM
SpecialK   Apparently he didn't get a chance to clean all...   Jan 13 2005, 06:06 PM
Bleyseng   Yep, had an ironworker (the lead) refused to tieof...   Jan 13 2005, 07:33 PM
redshift   I have no comment. M   Jan 13 2005, 08:08 PM
ws91420   ...   Jan 13 2005, 08:49 PM
Aaron Cox     Jan 13 2005, 08:52 PM
skline   All I can say is "Union Labor".   Jan 13 2005, 08:56 PM
SpecialK     Jan 13 2005, 09:05 PM
airsix     Jan 13 2005, 09:11 PM
URY914   For what it's worth, his guy was not a union m...   Jan 13 2005, 09:16 PM
redshift   I don't want to be inappropriate.... I have s...   Jan 13 2005, 09:22 PM
skline   ...   Jan 13 2005, 09:45 PM
Mr.C   When I was a teenager I had a friend who split his...   Jan 13 2005, 09:51 PM
TimT  
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SpecialK     Jan 13 2005, 10:16 PM
Aaron Cox     Jan 13 2005, 10:19 PM
airsix     Jan 14 2005, 07:14 AM
mike_the_man   I read a story about a rugby player who was in a g...   Jan 14 2005, 10:53 AM

 

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