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airsix
post Jan 13 2005, 09:11 PM
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QUOTE (skline @ Jan 13 2005, 06:56 PM)
All I can say is "Union Labor".

Yeah, the comment about the guy who won't tie off cracks me up. In my world he'd be shown the door and told his last check will be mailed out at the end of the week. AND THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

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post Jan 13 2005, 09:16 PM
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For what it's worth, his guy was not a union member.
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:22 PM
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I don't want to be inappropriate....

I have sat on my balls, high on dope... twice... in a row... ok... three times, and later that moment, I ate the last of the potato chips, and laughed at something I thought I heard someone say, then I landed a 747 full of blind children on the wrong runway.... the tower called 27R, I-20 looks alot like 27R when you are high on pot, and thirsty.

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post Jan 13 2005, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE (Special_K @ Jan 13 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (skline @ Jan 13 2005, 06:56 PM)
All I can say is "Union Labor".

What's that supposed to mean? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif)

Member Local 837 IAMAW

Local 63 ILWU

It means for the most part, many of the workers I met at the port are useless panty waste sissies that will do anything to get out of work and still get paid. I also know some UAW that are the same way. Looking for a paycheck and not wanting to put in the time.

As for sending a union worker home, he will just go check in at the hall and go back somewhere else the next day.
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE (redshift @ Jan 13 2005, 07:22 PM)
I don't want to be inappropriate....

I have sat on my balls, high on dope... twice... in a row... ok... three times, and later that moment, I ate the last of the potato chips, and laughed at something I thought I heard someone say, then I landed a 747 full of blind children on the wrong runway.... the tower called 27R, I-20 looks alot like 27R when you are high on pot, and thirsty.

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Now I understand. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:51 PM
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When I was a teenager I had a friend who split his sack on the gooseneck when we were out riding. He was so worried about the marbles falling out of the bag he went up to a complete stranger and wanted some advice. "I cut my balls what should I do?" The guy takes it wrong, gets mad and then PUNCHES him in the face! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Just wasn't his day.
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:09 PM
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"I cut my balls what should I do?" The guy takes it wrong, gets mad and then PUNCHES him in the face!  Just wasn't his day.


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now that is funny
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE (skline @ Jan 13 2005, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE (Special_K @ Jan 13 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (skline @ Jan 13 2005, 06:56 PM)
All I can say is "Union Labor".

What's that supposed to mean? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif)

Member Local 837 IAMAW

Local 63 ILWU

It means for the most part, many of the workers I met at the port are useless panty waste sissies that will do anything to get out of work and still get paid. I also know some UAW that are the same way. Looking for a paycheck and not wanting to put in the time.

As for sending a union worker home, he will just go check in at the hall and go back somewhere else the next day.

Couldn't agree more Scott, same shit here (only you put it a little nicer than I would have)!

Miles - WOW, got any more of that stuff! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) ROTFLMAOABPOMN!!
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE (Cabasa @ Jan 13 2005, 08:51 PM)
When I was a teenager I had a friend who split his sack on the gooseneck when we were out riding. He was so worried about the marbles falling out of the bag he went up to a complete stranger and wanted some advice. "I cut my balls what should I do?" The guy takes it wrong, gets mad and then PUNCHES him in the face! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Just wasn't his day.

omg... i split my sack riding bmx ..cased a jump, tagged teh nuts on teh seat post (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Jan 13 2005, 08:19 PM)
omg... i split my sack riding bmx ..cased a jump, tagged teh nuts on teh seat post (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

I was dumb and lucky. On a dare I jumped my bmx bike off the HS football stadium bleachers when I was about 12. Bent the handlebars, bent a peddle (can't believe it didn't break my ankles) and busted the seat off the post. Post missed my goods and arse was still on seat when seat hit rear tire. Wow. I still can't believe I was so lucky. Not a scratch. But there were other events in my life to make up for it.

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post Jan 14 2005, 01:57 AM
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and you wonder why you don't get a callout from the longshoremans hall scott.

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post Jan 14 2005, 07:14 AM
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omg... i split my sack riding bmx ..cased a jump, tagged teh nuts on teh seat post  :o

I was dumb and lucky. On a dare I jumped my bmx bike off the HS football stadium bleachers when I was about 12. Bent the handlebars, bent a peddle (can't believe it didn't break my ankles) and busted the seat off the post. Post missed my goods and arse was still on seat when seat hit rear tire. Wow. I still can't believe I was so lucky. Not a scratch. But there were other events in my life to make up for it.

-Ben M.

Yikes (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

Didn't happen to me but a good friend who was a drummer in a band I played in long ago.

Coming back from a "break" after having a few too many beers some one in the band thought it would be cute to pull the seat off the drummers throne. Long story short...torn a$$hole...in the hospital for a week...crapping blood for two more. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

FWIW - Although my father was a union carpenter all his life and they treated him right, I can't stand the damn Union mentality now. Jerk-offs think they are entitled to F'ing everything. I know that is a generalization so please don't flame me but I am getting ready for contract negotiations and these people are just pissing me OFF (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pissoff.gif) USW, IAMAW, IUOE
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post Jan 14 2005, 10:53 AM
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I read a story about a rugby player who was in a game and popped his hip out of the socket. The trainer came out, and he said that this has happened a few times, and to just grab it and pop it back in. The trainer grabed his leg and popped the hip back in place. The rugby player emitted a huge scream and passed out. It turns out, his testicle had fallen into his hip socket, and when the hip was popped back in, it crushed his nut! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

I read it in a Maxim, I think. Not sure if it's true, but just hearing about it makes me wince.
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