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> Blatant neglect, A sadist, and his car.
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post Mar 13 2005, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE (redshift @ Mar 13 2005, 11:17 AM)


I am a black/silver guy..and sometimes blue... green, red, orange, white, and yellow are the colors of a car driven by people who might be nice, and need a new friend.

I like black, because they say, "Hey, is that a Fiat?"... and I glare, and say, "Yeah."..

I like silver, because they say, "My dad used to have one of those." and I just glare, and say, "Yeah."...

Bright colors attract women, I want a mean assed car, not more trouble.


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A Subie engine, visit from the crew on Overhauling (to fix all the rust), dip the whole car in POR15 and paint it pink.

The Subie gives you dependable transportation....

Fixing and dipping makes sure it won't rust anymore...

The colour change solves the problem you have of women throwing themselves at you just because you drive a NARP (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) Altho you might get other contenders for your affections (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

You will have to stop driving the car naked.....
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:04 PM
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I wish all you Cali guys would move closer.

heh


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post Mar 13 2005, 04:30 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) come on ya'll--lets PIMP HIS RIDE---

give him some hi jackers so when he sees debris in the road all he has to do is push a button and it will leapfrog over it--easy in a 1900 lb car!!

We can put some 22's on it with 25 series tyres--mirror chrome finish--with enough lines to make you dizzy--

Red crushed velvet all over the interior--

When he opens his rear lid an automatic extending flat screen tv with a PS2 loading up Miami Vice ---

Shove about 15 4-inch rockford subs in it--

And........curb feelers--yeah--thats the ticket!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smash.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sawzall-smiley.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/welder.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)
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post Mar 13 2005, 06:18 PM
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All right.... STOP, Breath...............

I am here to take you out of your agony...

I will give ya 200 bucks for it and you pay freight... Cause I care.......

Problem solved..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where ya want the money sent?

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post Mar 13 2005, 06:56 PM
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No... no, no.... I am the end of the road for this miserable beast.

This car is going to die a thousand deaths, and I will get it all on video.

I need an OTTO'S WINDSHIELD BANNER.

Anyone? He kept neglecting to send me one, it's a wonder.. I wouldn't want my name near it either.


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post Mar 13 2005, 08:20 PM
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dude WTF..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)
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post Mar 13 2005, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE (bd1308 @ Mar 13 2005, 06:20 PM)
dude WTF..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)

Dude, That's Miles... Just one thing man.... That car better not be some one off color like the Fushia car that almost get sawed in half like houdini's assistant! As far as I know no one has ever seen the otto-maddy-ick car or you for that matter... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)
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