The amazing adventures of Dr Evil, Bad boys, bad boys whatch gonna do? Options

[Dr Evil]

So there I was, minding my own business fooling with the front calipers on my Benz in my fenced in lot behind the auto parts store in the ghetto when all of the sudden I hear someone climbing the back fence. I look up to see a guy about 18-21 climbing the fence and I yell at him to get down and not to come into my yard. All of the sudden, I noticed the deputy chasing him and the deputy yels to me, "stop him!" I am thinking, "ya fucken right, what if he is armed?" Well, the guy gets over the first fence as the cop starts up it and preoceeds to run through my yard putting my 4-Runner between him and I. The thug makes it to the other fence which is only about 50 yds away, with the locked gate (I lock the gate becasue people like to sneak up on my when I am working) and begins to scale it. The deputy is almost summitting the first fence and still screaming for me to stop him at this time. I figured that the thug was half way up the fence and thus his hands were busy and decide that now was my best time to strike. I jumped up, ran to the fence, grabbed the thug by the leg as his hands were reaching over the top of the fence, and yanked the sob off of the fence and down to the ground. He gets to his feet and i am standing there now thinking, "Fuck, what the hell is taking the cop so damn long!?" Mean while, I have my hands balled up in fists and am looking at this guy like if he trys anything I am gonna beat his ass. I told him, "Don't fuck with me!" and he said, "alright, fine, ya'll got me. Sheeit." Finally the cop gets to him gasping and none to pleased. Now the thug decides that he is gonna start resisting the cop. The cop has his ASP out and tells the thug, "you better cooperate or you are gonna get beat!" Finally he gets him on the ground and starts to cuff him as his back up arrives. After taking my info they do a search of the path that he took through the yard and find a big bag of pot, and a vial of hash oil. The sarge, a white guy and stereotypical cracker dick was like, "You were probably gonna hide that and save it for later." He then said to his multinational deputies, "see, us white guys are good for some things even though there are not manny of us around 'here'." Ass (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) I asked what the guy was suspected of doing and the sarge said, "Oh, he did it. We don't chase innocent people." Prick.

Anyway, that was about the time I decided to go home and work there. I hope to have my car out of there tomarrow as I am sort of afraid of retaliation as I am about 1 mile down the road from gang central for San Diego. I don't want to work there any more. The local fauna are all a bunch a degenerates and people with nothing to lose and everything to prove.

Oh ya, after all was said and done the first deputy comes up to me to thank me and says, "ya, I was worried that he was going for a knife or a gun when you yanked him off of the fence." Brilliant! Remind me then why you requested that I stop him? In hind sight, I think that I woudl have let him go. It wasn't worth the risk.

[Jeff Bonanno]

ML,

you will be safe in PA. repeat as needed.

jbb

[redshift]

So, when did you ditch the pot, and the hash oil? When you ran to the fence?

You need a big dog named GUN.


M

[bd1308]

yeah and i'm sure somebody could make a gun holster for you. Get a "sleeper" dog....a small dog that when commanded to, will bute and chew the shit out of whatever is bugging you. Then after he eats the bad guy, you pick him up, pet him on the head, and put him in his holder on your waste.

[TimT]

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and a vial of hash oil

hm I think that brings back memories or does it?

[bd1308]

QUOTE (TimT @ Jul 1 2005, 06:25 AM)

QUOTE and a vial of hash oil hm I think that brings back memories or does it?

i lived under the stairs of my basement for most of my life. No memories here




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[ClayPerrine]

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Jul 1 2005, 06:21 AM)

yeah and i'm sure somebody could make a gun holster for you. Get a "sleeper" dog....a small dog that when commanded to, will bute and chew the shit out of whatever is bugging you. Then after he eats the bad guy, you pick him up, pet him on the head, and put him in his holder on your waste.

I worked at an auto shop in a somewhat bad part of town years ago. The owner hired a company that hired out dogs for protection of lots. He was really suprised when the guy showed up with 35 chicuhuahuas!

The guy said that he used to use rottweilers and dobermans, but he found that the bad guys would cap the dog, and then go about their business. Kinda hard to shoot 35 little dogs with a 6 shot revolver. He said the dogs were great. No one takes them seriously, and properly traineed, the little dogs are like a pack of piranahs. Stick one leg in, and it's chewed to the bone in seconds!!!

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[Joe Bob]

Dealing with law enforcement...always a pleasure.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

As a going away present, Miles and I have pitched in for these strippers....

[ClayPerrine]

Uhhh Mikey...

Hate to inform you of this, but nobody wants your sloppy seconds. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/slap.gif)

[Joe Bob]

Ok....talked me into it...you can have the cute one on the right.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif)

[ClayPerrine]

Nope. Not interested. Quite happy with my wife.


I will leave them for you to take care of. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)

[Joe Bob]

And how would I do that????

They're too fat to drown....they prolly pop back up to the surface....

[eeyore]

First a drive by shooting, and now a chase.

I knew that just because I was paranoid, it didn't mean the place was safe.

Glad to hear you are OK.

[xitspd]

What you going to do when then come for you! Have a safe and Happy 4th.....

[Dr Evil]

To add injury to insult, I sprained my right thumb when I grab the thugs leg (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

It was nice when the female cop was taking down my info she asked me for my work number. I told her that I didn't have one. She was like, "you don't work?" with this sort of condesention. I was like, "no, I don't. I am a grad student going to med school." But, I was infront of her, covered in grease, haddent shaved for like a week. I did look like the poster boy for white trash, but come on. I just helped them catch their guy.

[Dr Evil]

QUOTE (Jeff Bonanno @ Jul 1 2005, 02:20 AM)

ML, you will be safe in PA. repeat as needed. jbb

This was my second thought. No more hood rats in the welcoming woods of Hershey (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wub.gif)

My first thought, oddly enough, was, "You dumb ass, don't you have a mama whos heart you don't want to break!?" You know that the thugs mother, if around, is gonna be real proud of what her son has become. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)

[Dr Evil]

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Jul 1 2005, 05:21 AM)

yeah and i'm sure somebody could make a gun holster for you. Get a "sleeper" dog....a small dog that when commanded to, will bute and chew the shit out of whatever is bugging you. Then after he eats the bad guy, you pick him up, pet him on the head, and put him in his holder on your waste.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) This referance is lost on me. What?

[Aaron Cox]

QUOTE (Dr Evil @ Jul 1 2005, 08:25 AM)

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Jul 1 2005, 05:21 AM) yeah and i'm sure somebody could make a gun holster for you. Get a "sleeper" dog....a small dog that when commanded to, will bute and chew the shit out of whatever is bugging you. Then after he eats the bad guy, you pick him up, pet him on the head, and put him in his holder on your waste. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) This referance is lost on me. What?

i think britt was the perp who hopped the fence....or at least is hopped up on something (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

[jonwatts]

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Jul 1 2005, 05:49 AM)

I worked at an auto shop in a somewhat bad part of town years ago. The owner hired a company that hired out dogs for protection of lots. He was really suprised when the guy showed up with 35 chicuhuahuas!

That's hillarious and I believe every word of it. From my experience weiner dogs are mean little suckers.

[Thorshammer]

Doc,

What I think is hilarious is the fact that the cops were such pricks, but they don't chase innocent people. If I had the extra dough, I go bail the guy out if I were you.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) maybe buy him a beer. The pot was medicinal wasn't it???? Oh yeah thats illegal too now. So stop prescribing it.

Erik