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> The amazing adventures of Dr Evil, Bad boys, bad boys whatch gonna do?
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:34 AM
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Way to open a can of whoop ass on him man! I (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wub.gif) public justice!
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:38 AM
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damn dude, glad that it worked out... too bad you had to deal with real pig pricks... at least you're ok... did you get the female cop's number?
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yea, I have to say... if 35 little taco-bell dogs came after me... I'd be more scared than 1 rottie... those are pissed off little dogs! I'm convinced that they are really dobermans under a really tight skin, which is why their eyes are popping out... think about it... if your undewear was 9 sizes too small, you'd be pissy too!
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:38 AM
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QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 1 2005, 07:31 AM)
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I worked at an auto shop in a somewhat bad part of town years ago. The owner hired a company that hired out dogs for protection of lots.  He was really suprised when the guy showed up with 35 chicuhuahuas!  

That's hillarious and I believe every word of it. From my experience weiner dogs are mean little suckers.

Got six ready for training.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE (Manfred Z @ Jul 1 2005, 09:38 AM)
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I worked at an auto shop in a somewhat bad part of town years ago. The owner hired a company that hired out dogs for protection of lots.  He was really suprised when the guy showed up with 35 chicuhuahuas!  

That's hillarious and I believe every word of it. From my experience weiner dogs are mean little suckers.

Got six ready for training.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)

I'm not training them... I am scared shitless of the meal little suckers. I like big dogs, but the little ones are mean, sneaky bastards. Only time I ever got bit by a dog was whe I was trying to collect for newspapers. Guy had a pekenese on the porch sleeping. I just stepped past it and rang the doorbell. Little sucker didn't bark once, just laid those sharp fangs into my right achllies tendon. He opened the door in time to see me drop kick the dog into his front yard.

Never did collect for those papers, and never delivered another one to him.

As for that shop, I would wait until the guard dog company came and picked up the dogs before I would go inside. I am not stupid......
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:37 AM
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Hey Guys,

I understand there's a business in Detroit's tough neighborhood that has a big sign posted on the building. "Protected by Poison Rattlesnakes"

The owner has them caged during the day so everyone see's them. He then turns a few loose during off hours. He's never had a break-in after that.

Bad guys don't like snakes crawling up their pant legs at night.

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post Jul 1 2005, 10:40 AM
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Too bad they are cold blooded, sleep at night, hibernate in the winter and are sluggish in the cold...otherwise gud idea... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:43 AM
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Fuck chasing perps, that's why they make rock-salt shells.

Invest in a Mozzberg or Remington. With a shot of rock salt in ya... Where you goin'? No where...
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:44 AM
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My vote would be use tamed skunks. There is something about a skunk that invokes a primal response in everyone. Just seeing a skunk will stop all higher brain functions and make a person run face first into a tree at a dead run.


Plus, they could find the bad guys by the smell (and by watching the stores for mass purchases of tomato juice). (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:45 AM
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not to mention that you practically have to step on them to get them to bite... which is how most people get bit... they don't see them in time...

now, you can have a nice surround sound system play a rattlesnake's rattle... and get the same effect... it's a scary sound when you are close enough to hear it well...

I had a 9' python in my bedroom in college.. it wouldn't attack anyhthing except mice... but even in a cage, that freaked people out...
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:49 AM
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Hey Manfred Z

If I was a bad guy breaking into a bldg. & see the sign about snakes. I'd go next door for my break-in.

Nobody likes snakes.

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post Jul 1 2005, 10:52 AM
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The sign WAS a gud idea....just the snakes aren't....but then again, most burglars aren't high up on the IQ elevator.....
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:55 AM
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Well, if you want to talk about sounds in security, I tell women that all they really need is a pump action shot gun, no ammo, just the gun, the sound it makes when you slide the slide back is very distinct and will scare the hell out of anyone breaking into your home. Think about it, you are sneaking in through a window and you hear that noise, what do you do? I vote get out as quickly as possible and get the hell out of there.
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:05 AM
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QUOTE (Dr Evil @ Jul 1 2005, 12:52 AM)
Oh ya, after all was said and done the first deputy comes up to me to thank me and says, "ya, I was worried that he was going for a knife or a gun when you yanked him off of the fence." Brilliant! Remind me then why you requested that I stop him? In hind sight, I think that I woudl have let him go. It wasn't worth the risk.

I'm glad the perp didn't fall off that fence and crack his head open. He'd be suing you tomorrow for damages.
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:08 AM
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QUOTE (skline @ Jul 1 2005, 10:55 AM)
Well, if you want to talk about sounds in security, I tell women that all they really need is a pump action shot gun, no ammo, just the gun, the sound it makes when you slide the slide back is very distinct and will scare the hell out of anyone breaking into your home. Think about it, you are sneaking in through a window and you hear that noise, what do you do? I vote get out as quickly as possible and get the hell out of there.

I only disagree on one point of your statement. Load the shotgun with 00 buckshot. If you get some badass that doesn't get scared by the shotgun slide noise, then you need to have it loaded to be able to take the sob out.


My favorite quote applies in this situation: "There is nothing more worthless than an unloaded gun."
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:27 AM
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Oh ya, after all was said and done the first deputy comes up to me to thank me and says, "ya, I was worried that he was going for a knife or a gun when you yanked him off of the fence." Brilliant! Remind me then why you requested that I stop him? In hind sight, I think that I woudl have let him go. It wasn't worth the risk.

I'm glad the perp didn't fall off that fence and crack his head open. He'd be suing you tomorrow for damages.

I was wondering about that. If I was ordered by the cop to stop the guy, and he was on my rented property, does that still make me liable? If so, I guess the next step would be to sue the cop for giving me unlawful orders. I hate litigious society (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:28 AM
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The fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't trying to get you... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

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post Jul 1 2005, 11:32 AM
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"What? Me? Paranoid?"

"Who's asking and why do you want to know?"


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post Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM
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post Jul 1 2005, 12:59 PM
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QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Jul 1 2005, 12:08 PM)

My favorite quote applies in this situation: "There is nothing more worthless than an unloaded gun."

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/agree.gif) that makes a GUN into a stick...
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Just because your paranoid doan mean no one is following you....

BTW, rock salt, bird shot then Double O.....if they keep coming after that...they deserve to shit out a bag the rest of their life....assuming they survive...
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