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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
1st-1st..
Black Widow season is in full stride. Yesterday, I was climbing into the sub, and I looked down. I noticed the scattered web, all under/between the driver's seat, and brake handle.. hello Mrs. Get the hell out of my car! Nuked! I pulled the seat, and found 2 webs, with 2 spiders, and one egg sac. On Sunday morning, my mother got a call, around 11:30. Cops. She needs to come down to her liquor store, and see something. A woman, I think 32 years old, brand new to here, and driving on a learner's permit, drove a car thru the front of my mother's store, at around 50 miles an hour. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) Ooops... 3 occupants in that car, and the cousin, I think, told my mother, and I quote, "Sorry about the accident. I am not ride with her anymore, SHE TOO FAST! WAY FAST!".. hehe.. Nobody was hurt (no consolation for Vodka lovers) but if it was Monday, there would have been 4-5 fatalities. Whew.. Anyways, fun stuff! |
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914 Wizard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,001 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None ![]() |
We don't have any drive through liquor stores in my Province. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) Glad no one was hurt.
I think we have Black Widows in the south though, but I don't really want to ever confirm that. |
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 126,214 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None ![]() |
Wait a minute Miles, your mother owns a liquor store? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) Paul |
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Yespaul, and that is why I became a non-drinker, for the most part.
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) In, I think, '81, she bought the business across the street, sold that land to a bakery, and built a nice place across the street from it.. when we cleaned out the old store, I found a 1/2 gallon of Jack Daniels, that had been sitting in there for like 20+ years, and I split it with a cousin... one night.. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif) hangoverforaweek M |
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 126,214 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None ![]() |
Does your cousin wear a wool coat?
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
No, but on a quart of Jack, he acts like a caveman.
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) M |
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ELVIRA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,751 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Between Scylla and Charybdis Member No.: 481 Region Association: None ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Does your Mom also sell Bait and Ammo at her Liquor Store?
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 502 Joined: 22-August 03 From: Augusta, Ga. Member No.: 1,066 ![]() |
Miles,
I didn't hear that one on the news. Am a bit surprised that not only the korean driver but YOU live in Augusta : ) John |
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Sir Post-a-lot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 ![]() |
uhoh miles! you're shroud of secrecy is dissappearing...
somebody might actually meet you if you're not careful (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) |
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Aircooled Baby! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 13,036 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Seattle, Washington (for now) Member No.: 24 Region Association: Pacific Northwest ![]() |
I don't want to see Miles without him wearing his shroud! |
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Sir Post-a-lot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 ![]() |
all this time I thought you were wearing a bucket hat in that picture.....
you crack me up miles. |
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What size wheels can I fit? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,654 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Scottsdale, AZ Member No.: 3,881 Region Association: Southwest Region ![]() ![]() |
I thought those stores were only here out west! |
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King of Road Trips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region ![]() |
We have Black Widows up here......there is one at work...she only goes after married guys..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Summerville... Ace.. go take a picture! I am in Savannah! It's moldy here... and Sherman should have burned it. M |
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saved from fire! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,648 Joined: 10-October 04 From: Abbotsford,BC, Canada Member No.: 2,914 Region Association: Pacific Northwest ![]() ![]() |
found a couple of half dead ones in the bananas one day....yup hour glass and all
nowa days someone else does the bananas few years back, like about fifteen we found a tranny spider.....i mean tarantula, hairy big half the size of my hand thing......again in the bananas. |
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166 ![]() |
Hey Miles, drive through liquor store....you could start a new trend! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)
Lisa (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) |
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