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 Aug 16 2005, 11:38 AM
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1st-1st..
Black Widow season is in full stride. Yesterday, I was climbing into the sub, and I looked down. I noticed the scattered web, all under/between the driver's seat, and brake handle.. hello Mrs. Get the hell out of my car! Nuked! I pulled the seat, and found 2 webs, with 2 spiders, and one egg sac. On Sunday morning, my mother got a call, around 11:30. Cops. She needs to come down to her liquor store, and see something. A woman, I think 32 years old, brand new to here, and driving on a learner's permit, drove a car thru the front of my mother's store, at around 50 miles an hour. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) Ooops... 3 occupants in that car, and the cousin, I think, told my mother, and I quote, "Sorry about the accident. I am not ride with her anymore, SHE TOO FAST! WAY FAST!".. hehe.. Nobody was hurt (no consolation for Vodka lovers) but if it was Monday, there would have been 4-5 fatalities. Whew.. Anyways, fun stuff! |
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redshift OT: Black Widows? Aug 16 2005, 11:38 AM
balljoint We don't have any drive through liquor stores ... Aug 16 2005, 11:41 AM URY914 Wait a minute Miles, your mother owns a liquor sto... Aug 16 2005, 11:46 AM redshift Yespaul, and that is why I became a non-drinker, f... Aug 16 2005, 11:50 AM URY914 Does your cousin wear a wool coat? Aug 16 2005, 11:55 AM redshift No, but on a quart of Jack, he acts like a caveman... Aug 16 2005, 12:02 PM VegasRacer Does your Mom also sell Bait and Ammo at her Liquo... Aug 17 2005, 04:22 AM John2kx Miles,
I didn't hear that one on the news. A... Aug 17 2005, 05:30 AM bd1308 uhoh miles! you're shroud of secrecy is di... Aug 17 2005, 05:58 AM Bleyseng Aug 17 2005, 06:26 AM bd1308 all this time I thought you were wearing a bucket ... Aug 17 2005, 07:46 AM MW 914 <... Aug 17 2005, 10:17 AM pete-stevers found a couple of half dead ones in the bananas on... Aug 17 2005, 10:25 AM
Mrs. K Hey Miles, drive through liquor store....you could... Aug 17 2005, 10:32 AM  |
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