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post Aug 26 2005, 11:41 AM
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Well, Mr. Budding Engineer with all your "go fast mods"....let's get with it....your modified teener, Scott's modified teener against my lowly stock 2L........pink slips at the finish? I'll donate both of them to the Monster Garage 914 project (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)








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post Aug 26 2005, 11:53 AM
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You don't want to know... really.....
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To whom it may concern,

RE: NARP Racing

Attention: Joe and Team mates

It has come to my attention that your team needs a spiritual leader and all around Oracle. (I.E. Psychiatrist )

Allow me to list my Qualifications....

1) I am not good at anything in particular.
2) I don't know dick about Teeners.
3) I am gone on bussiness most of the year.
4) I actually like Scott. (nobodys perfect)
5) I am better looking than Aaron.
6) I flunked high school and college.
7) Was booted out of law school.
8) I don't smoke Mota or drink, yet I can roll em with the best of em.
9) I know all the team members. And don't like any of them.
10) I have more tools than you can imagine. And I don't know how to use any of them. Yet they look pretty in my roll away.
11) Charley Manson is my hero.
12) I have ZERO temper issues with my self. Just others.
13) I have more guns than God.

I believe that working with others that have my same backround and expertise will enable me to grow as an all around Oracle and loser.

I am under the delusion that the above qualifications put me squarely in the running for possible further employment with your team.

As the great "Slits" once told me. "Birds of a feather fuck together"
Sage words from a great man.

Therefore we could fuck together like birds. Makes sense to me.......

Please let me know what else you may need for qualifications.

Sincerely mine,
Clayton Clark Esq. Oracle



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post Aug 26 2005, 12:29 PM
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Not bad for carrying sway bars.
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I want to join the "Racing for the Ladies who will Kick Your Ass" Team.
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post Aug 26 2005, 12:29 PM
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Technology and Tradition 3.6 and 914-6
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QUOTE (Joe Sharp @ Aug 25 2005, 09:38 PM)
It's so nice to be part of a team.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Joe,

Have Z do some graphics in the side of that monster!

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post Aug 26 2005, 03:32 PM
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There's a lot a fast talkers here that never seem to make it to the track. C'mon out, we'll slap transponders on your cars and settle the issue (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)

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Another POC event there in November in case it's too hot for you wussies.

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post Aug 26 2005, 04:10 PM
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QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Aug 26 2005, 09:53 AM)
To whom it may concern,

RE: NARP Racing

Attention: Joe and Team mates

It has come to my attention that your team needs a spiritual leader and all around Oracle. (I.E. Psychiatrist )

Allow me to list my Qualifications....

1) I am not good at anything in particular.
2) I don't know dick about Teeners.
3) I am gone on bussiness most of the year.
4) I actually like Scott. (nobodys perfect)
5) I am better looking than Aaron.
6) I flunked high school and college.
7) Was booted out of law school.
8) I don't smoke Mota or drink, yet I can roll em with the best of em.
9) I know all the team members. And don't like any of them.
10) I have more tools than you can imagine. And I don't know how to use any of them. Yet they look pretty in my roll away.
11) Charley Manson is my hero.
12) I have ZERO temper issues with my self. Just others.
13) I have more guns than God.

I believe that working with others that have my same backround and expertise will enable me to grow as an all around Oracle and loser.

I am under the delusion that the above qualifications put me squarely in the running for possible further employment with your team.

As the great "Slits" once told me. "Birds of a feather fuck together"
Sage words from a great man.

Therefore we could fuck together like birds. Makes sense to me.......

Please let me know what else you may need for qualifications.

Sincerely mine,
Clayton Clark Esq. Oracle

I met with Clayton this morning. He had just finished calling Dr. Laura. I think he's really nervous about getting this NARP spiritual advisor gig, Joe. You better give it to him. Otherwise, he's gonna end up on Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil some day soon. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
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post Aug 26 2005, 04:18 PM
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All Hail (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif) Clatonina the First, Obtuse Obese Purveyour of the Inane. Jack(Off)of all things; Masterbaiter of Nothing. Seemore and A-aron are at ready to give you their sacrifical wieners.

You have my vote................ (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flag.gif)

****URGENT MESSAGE****From Commander URR Der Weisze Bandita to CinC NARP PACIFIC FLEET........Transponder will add weight and destroy my HP advantage. STOP My insurance specifically forbids coverage when racing against incomplete or plastic 914s 2nd STOP (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) END
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post Aug 26 2005, 07:11 PM
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You know, every team needs a guy who can fuck stuff up.

I think Im that guy (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)
oil leaks anyone?
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post Aug 26 2005, 07:18 PM
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I second the Matt fucks stuff up....

Been there...

Fixed that........


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post Aug 27 2005, 06:32 PM
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