THE INFAMOUS D & G ALL 914 SWAPMEET, SUNDAY OCT 23rd Options

[Allan]

I've been looking for this thread for a week. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/givemebeer.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/agree.gif)

[SLITS]

Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like mine....
It once was lost but now it's found,
At the D&G All 914 Swap meet.

T'was parts that taught...
my heart to fear.
And parts, my fears relieved.
How precious did those parts appear...
the hour at D&G.

Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was parts that brought us safe thus far...
and parts will get us home.

Glenn has promised good to me...
His word my parts secures.
He will my mentor and supplier be...
as long as money endures.

When we've been here ten hours...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing Glens's praise...
then when we've first begun.

"Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like me....
It once was lost but now it's found,
All at the D & G................................[end] (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

[Howard]

Let's hear for Slits Johnson (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!

Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)

[SLITS]

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 18 2005, 11:44 AM)

Let's hear for Slits Johnson (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) That's some authentic 914 gibberish! Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)

No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars.

[MattR]

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 18 2005, 11:16 AM)

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 18 2005, 11:44 AM) Let's hear for Slits Johnson (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) That's some authentic 914 gibberish! Think Mikey and I are coming.  If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars.

Fill me up with some good ol' german beer and i'll sing!



I forgot about slits poems
and how they keep me in the moment
they make my heart tingle
and make me want to mingle
with the opposite sex
but i have to wait until next
weekend for that because
this weekend is for the crusty
old men and their rusty
old slugs

(interesting rhyme pattern...)

[Twystd1]

My face hurts from laughing...

Just stop...!!!!!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

twystd1

[SLITS]

Well, Here lies Matt,
Dumped by his boyfriend
'Cause his tool went flat.

Rear enders are my game,
It was terrible when junior went lame,
From the CGBC booted was my name.

So now he lies in wait and wonder,
Pounding junior to the sound of thunder,
Up I say, Up, don't be like rubber.

The krusty ol' farts,
In their rusty ol' carts,
Just sit and laugh amid the pharts.

The young Matt's manhood,
Just won't stand up it's understood,
So he sits in his room holding his limp manhood.

For the poor lass,
Just can't get anyone's ass,
He might as well go fishing for a smelly bass.

[Aaron Cox]

who is in charge of such a swap meet
where hard to find parts come so cheap?
where old men come, to hang and to reminiss
and the youngins come, and the old ones get pissed

whether you be drivin a CW or a junk yard heep
it will be well recieved, except by mikeZ
come one come all, come in a bunch!
while slits cooks, and spits in your lunch

Coming from afar, or from around the way
This will be much different than any other day
Now, im tired, of toiling over this stupid rhyme....
going to steal a rare car, and serve some time (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

[Aaron Cox]

will brando's clunker really make it?
how far off jackstands am i willing to take it?
will the nefarious one have some 914 to show?
or will howie and mike Z, just come to blow

in such a small world, that we like to hang in...
mikez will come down, and tell us matt was bangin (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)
slits's car, wont come off the lift,
the silly old man, cant get a hint

toasty one will show, but not in old smokey
that car is gone, and in oregon for pokey's
But whats this? my cell phone rang
skline cant make it, in the shalame

mattr will come, and snipe a few deals
and wonder what it will be like to drive one for real
howie will show, but with age may fall asleep
but entertainment will be supplied, by miles and his sheep (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sheeplove.gif)

again, again i profess, this poem will soon be over
my teener is still down, i may have to take the rover.....
so i leave you finally, and now in peace
shit! i still need wheel bearing grease (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)

[MattR]

So the old man wants war
please dont make me snore
your guns are so dead and tired
sonny, you're just a liar.

you have to respect the gall
but please hide your balls
this is a 914 club affair
not a hairy chest rencounter.

we've heard the stories all before
about slits' and howard's war before wars
the dinosaurs trampeled
as you all scampered

oh clayton, stay outta this
you dont want the abyss
or soon you'll wake up
with the OPR* on your doorstep

*OPR = Old Pharts from Riverside

edit: gotta go to class, i wont be able to respond for 2 hours

[SLITS]

With age it just all gets better,
While yougins just stay at home alone and get bitter,
Their juices all get a twitter,
But alas all they score is a no hitter.

In their house or their dorm,
They use soap like in a thunderstorm,
As they claim in their delight,
It's my soap and I'll rub it as hard as I like.

Their cars are much the same,
Just so sorry, they are all lame,
Technical questions they answer in a fit,
I think they are all named Britt.

So for wars that start and they claim victory,
It's 'cause their brains are made of hickory,
If it were burned to light the night,
In the darkness we would all loose our sight,

So to class you go to escape the return fire,
Under your desk a hand is on fire,
When the Prof asks the question at hand,
Your's comes up with a coating quite bland.

And do not wish Clayton from the frey to stay,
It's in his place you'll get your only play,
Down south, the border if you must,
You can spend your pesos for your lust.



Ok, I'm out till the 'morrow.

[Aaron Cox]

out till the morrow,
come back and be filled with sorrow,
have a safe trip up and o'er the hill
mike z is waiting, with a little blue pill

So slits be gone,
to the break of dawn,
lets rag him and chide him,
while mike Z is a'ridin him

all kidding aside,
slits has no ride
along with matt and jack,
the car sits helpless on the rack

goodbye my nemisis
have a great commute
we will see you at the swap,
dont wear your birthday suit

[Allan]

You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college?

[Aaron Cox]

QUOTE (Headrage @ Oct 18 2005, 04:56 PM)

You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college?

eye cant reed (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

[MattR]

out in the small big bear
the old one squeezes his nair
hoping for a smoother finish
on his little pincher

while the college boys are batting zero
we are still the old man's heros
late at night when he's reminiscing
we're in bed dreaming
and the next morning when he has work
i sleep in until its dark

but now i dont bluff
sunday will come soon enough
you can change your undies
for all the 914 honeys

[Twystd1]

LMFHO (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

PUHLllease... stop this.. I can't breath............

Twystd1

[Joe Bob]

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[Aaron Cox]

good shit guys.....good shit (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)

and mike has no gag reflex... i know (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

[Brando]

All that poetry... wow ... you guys are gay. And I don't mean metrosexual gay. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)

Well, except Ron, he predates gayness (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

[Aaron Cox]

ron predates gayness LOL

he is a Gaynasaur
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