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| drewvw |
 Apr 19 2006, 01:06 PM
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new england car guy  Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States  |
It very well could. My team is looking at what you sent right now...I'll get back to you if we get any bright ideas. Thanks joe, Now I need to find someone with a big ass for my car. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| seanery |
Apr 19 2006, 01:11 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,852 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
This site goes down quicker than Aaron on Matt! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/Jumpy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t2.gif)
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| SirAndy |
Apr 19 2006, 01:14 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,623 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(drewvw @ Apr 19 2006, 11:49 AM)  among about another 32 programming/scripting languages ... i'm a computer guy, i work with anything that's out there. i hate PHP because it's buggy and some of the cumbersome syntax is annoying at best. there's thousands of examples of bad judgment calls in programming/scripting languages. take java for example. they try to make you believe it's "bad programming"" to have a GOTO command (jump to a label). i call it BS! not one single computer on this planet would even start up without a GOTO command available to the CPU. bad programming my ass. i can show you a few java functions where it would be much faster, cleaner and to the point to use a GOTO command. most of the kids today that work on developing those programming languages have never ever used any machine language. or seen it for that matter. and it shows in their attempts ... i hate 'em ... thanks for listening, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grouphug.gif) Andy PS: you wanna be cool? try to learn "Brainfuck". and yes, it's a programming language. do a search on google. |
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| bd1308 |
Apr 19 2006, 01:18 PM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
like BASIC (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
I wrote a hangman game for BASIC (for the Apple IIgs), over 2000 lines of code. in fifth grade during recess.... b |
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| Aaron Cox |
Apr 19 2006, 01:20 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
QUOTE(seanery @ Apr 19 2006, 12:11 PM) This site goes down quicker than Aaron on Matt! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/Jumpy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t2.gif) har har (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
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| drewvw |
Apr 19 2006, 01:22 PM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
You certainly got your reasons....I definitely agree with you that Java and .Net are way better than PHP. and as for the GOTOs, you do have a point there..... pm sent with some thoughts on the php issues. |
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| seanery |
Apr 19 2006, 01:30 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,852 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Apr 19 2006, 03:20 PM) QUOTE(seanery @ Apr 19 2006, 12:11 PM) This site goes down quicker than Aaron on Matt! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/Jumpy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t2.gif) har har (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Sorry Aaron, it's like Howard opened the door for that answer and nobody took it, so I had to. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| Aaron Cox |
Apr 19 2006, 01:32 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
QUOTE(seanery @ Apr 19 2006, 12:30 PM) QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Apr 19 2006, 03:20 PM) QUOTE(seanery @ Apr 19 2006, 12:11 PM) This site goes down quicker than Aaron on Matt! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/Jumpy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t2.gif) har har (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Sorry Aaron, it's like Howard opened the door for that answer and nobody took it, so I had to. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) i figured so - i dont really care (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| jasons |
Apr 19 2006, 01:57 PM
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Jackstand Extraordinaire Group: Members Posts: 2,002 Joined: 19-August 04 From: Scottsdale, AZ Member No.: 2,573 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 12:14 PM) they try to make you believe it's "bad programming"" to have a GOTO command (jump to a label). i call it BS! not one single computer on this planet would even start up without a GOTO command available to the CPU. bad programming my ass. i can show you a few java functions where it would be much faster, cleaner and to the point to use a GOTO command. most of the kids today that work on developing those programming languages have never ever used any machine language. or seen it for that matter. and it shows in their attempts ... I don't care what language you write in, at compile time it becomes a nasty nest of "goto"s or Jumps and Branches specifically. I've done my share of assembly in college and in one of my jobs. Now I'm do'in C++ and I actually would prefer to be working on an Assembly project. Oh and this site goes down faster than Alpha and a <you fill in the blank> |
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| Allan |
Apr 19 2006, 03:22 PM
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Teenerless Weenie Group: Members Posts: 8,373 Joined: 5-July 04 From: Western Mesopotamia Member No.: 2,304 Region Association: Southern California |
retired insurance broker on a wrecked Ferrari.
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| sjhowitson |
Apr 19 2006, 03:24 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 4-August 04 From: Moraga, CA Member No.: 2,449 |
A Tennessee Leg hound on my uncle ted
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| Mr.C |
Apr 19 2006, 03:28 PM
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Easy does it Group: Members Posts: 611 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Central Cal Member No.: 61 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(bd1308 @ Apr 19 2006, 12:18 PM) like BASIC (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I wrote a hangman game for BASIC (for the Apple IIgs), over 2000 lines of code. in fifth grade during recess.... b I find this strange. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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| Joe Bob |
Apr 19 2006, 03:31 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
....fat chick's prom dress.....
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| BigDBass |
Apr 19 2006, 04:07 PM
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Dumb Question Champion Group: Members Posts: 1,438 Joined: 11-January 06 From: Chicago (south 'burbs) Member No.: 5,405 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
QUOTE(Mr.C @ Apr 19 2006, 04:28 PM) QUOTE(bd1308 @ Apr 19 2006, 12:18 PM) like BASIC (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I wrote a hangman game for BASIC (for the Apple IIgs), over 2000 lines of code. in fifth grade during recess.... b I find this strange. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I don't! I did it too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| MoveQik |
Apr 19 2006, 05:08 PM
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What size wheels can I fit? Group: Members Posts: 4,645 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Scottsdale, AZ Member No.: 3,881 Region Association: Southwest Region  |
QUOTE(Headrage @ Apr 19 2006, 02:22 PM) retired insurance broker on a wrecked Ferrari. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| Howard |
Apr 19 2006, 05:14 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None 
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10 PRINT "WHO HIJACKED MY TOPIC???"
20 GOTO 10 |
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| fiid |
Apr 19 2006, 05:17 PM
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Turbo Megasquirted Subaru Member Group: Members Posts: 2,827 Joined: 7-April 03 From: San Francisco, CA Member No.: 530 Region Association: Northern California |
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| r_towle |
Apr 19 2006, 05:19 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,574 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States 
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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 03:02 PM) QUOTE(drewvw @ Apr 19 2006, 11:59 AM) just trying to help! One of the more common environment problems with PHP. I will shut up now... you think THAT is a INI problem ??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) ============================================ The HTTP server encountered an unhandled exception while processing the ISAPI Application ' php5ts!_efree + 0x8A php5ts!get_zend_version + 0x26E php5ts!php_request_shutdown + 0x377 php5isapi!HttpExtensionProc + 0x438 wam!HSE_APPDLL::ExecuteRequest(class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x3B wam!WAM::InvokeExtension(class HSE_BASE *,char const *,class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x35 wam!WAM::ProcessRequest(struct IWamRequest *,unsigned long,int *,int *) + 0x11D w3svc!CWamInfo::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0x68 w3svc!WAM_DICTATOR::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0xD2 w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWamRequest(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const &,int *,int *) + 0x50 w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::ProcessBGI(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,int *,int *,int) + 0x10D w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWork(int *) + 0x3E5 w3svc!CLIENT_CONN::DoWork(unsigned long,unsigned long,int) + 0xFE w3svc!CreateClient(struct _CLIENT_CONN_PARAMS *) + 0x3F w3svc!W3OnConnectEx(void *,unsigned long,unsigned long,struct _OVERLAPPED *) + 0x8D ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x41F ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x63C KERNEL32!lstrcmpiW + 0xBE '. Looks like an Ini file to me... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/givemebeer.gif) |
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| r_towle |
Apr 19 2006, 05:21 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,574 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States
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then a goat for Miles
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| Katmanken |
Apr 19 2006, 05:55 PM
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You haven't seen me if anybody asks... Group: Members Posts: 4,738 Joined: 14-June 03 From: USA Member No.: 819 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
The correct answer is "the Titanic only went down once"....
But what is the correct question? Ken (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) |
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