OT: Jury Duty, Jury Duty |
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OT: Jury Duty, Jury Duty |
Elliot_Cannon |
Oct 15 2006, 10:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Retired Members Posts: 1,922 Joined: 26-March 03 From: Orange County Ca Member No.: 480 Region Association: None |
Jury duty tomorrow morning 07:45. So when the judge asks, "is there any reason you should be excused from serving on this jury?" I say...? Any ideas?
Elliot |
TINCAN914 |
Oct 15 2006, 10:38 PM
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Summer's Commin... Group: Members Posts: 2,440 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Colorado Springs, CO. Member No.: 4,611 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
Guilty !!!!!
Off with their heads!!!! The little voices tell me no.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) |
Mrs. K |
Oct 15 2006, 10:49 PM
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life! Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166 |
Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)
Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) PS........what court do you have to report to? Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mrs.K.gif) |
Elliot_Cannon |
Oct 15 2006, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Retired Members Posts: 1,922 Joined: 26-March 03 From: Orange County Ca Member No.: 480 Region Association: None |
Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif) Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) PS........what court do you have to report to? Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mrs.K.gif) Superior Court of California. Orange County. It's up in Santa Ana. Been there many times. |
Mrs. K |
Oct 15 2006, 10:59 PM
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life! Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166 |
Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif) Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) PS........what court do you have to report to? Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mrs.K.gif) Superior Court of California. Orange County. It's up in Santa Ana. Been there many times. You must know some OC law enforcement people, right? Plus you can always tell then you don't thing you could give an unbiased opinion especially if it's a gang trial or something like that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumb3d.gif) |
anthony |
Oct 15 2006, 11:04 PM
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2270 club Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,107 Joined: 1-February 03 From: SF Bay Area, CA Member No.: 218 |
Just don't show up if you don't want to do it. How are they going to prove that you received the summons? I bet 30% of those that get jury duty summonses never show up. Has anyone ever heard of someone getting arrested for evading jury duty?
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Elliot_Cannon |
Oct 15 2006, 11:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Retired Members Posts: 1,922 Joined: 26-March 03 From: Orange County Ca Member No.: 480 Region Association: None |
Maybe I'll just wear my 914world.com hat and T shirt. Quoteing or carrying a Bible will also get you excused. Or I could just tell them I hang with Clayton and Joe Sharp. That otta do it!
night night, Elliot |
jimtab |
Oct 15 2006, 11:09 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,477 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Pacifica, California Member No.: 91 Region Association: Northern California |
Tell em you know Z....that outta do it.....
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Elliot_Cannon |
Oct 15 2006, 11:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Retired Members Posts: 1,922 Joined: 26-March 03 From: Orange County Ca Member No.: 480 Region Association: None |
Just don't show up if you don't want to do it. How are they going to prove that you received the summons? I bet 30% of those that get jury duty summonses never show up. Has anyone ever heard of someone getting arrested for evading jury duty? They know you got it cause ya gotta fill out a part of the summons and send it back. I already postponed it twice so a ran outa excuses. I just hope I can stay awake. |
KaptKaos |
Oct 16 2006, 12:05 AM
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Family Group: Members Posts: 4,009 Joined: 23-April 03 From: Near Wausau Member No.: 607 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
You're retired! What else ya got to do? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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So.Cal.914 |
Oct 16 2006, 12:07 AM
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"...And it has a front trunk too." Group: Members Posts: 6,588 Joined: 15-February 04 From: Low Desert, CA./ Hills of N.J. Member No.: 1,658 Region Association: None |
Tell them you would be glad to do it because it is your civic duty, but due to
your multiple personality dis-order you will need 3 out of the 12 seats...maybe 4. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) |
Twystd1 |
Oct 16 2006, 12:24 AM
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You don't want to know... really..... Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743 |
You have a opportunity to exonerate the innocent.
And an opportunity to hold someone accountable. In this day and age. Thats a rare opportunity. C |
Joe Bob |
Oct 16 2006, 01:09 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
They cut me loose all the time.....I just tell what I do for a living and I think the DA is a Schmuck.....
Oh and Tabby..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif) |
Lou W |
Oct 16 2006, 04:46 AM
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass...... Group: Members Posts: 4,109 Joined: 9-May 04 From: Roseburg, OR. Member No.: 2,039 Region Association: Spain |
Tell them you would be glad to do it because it is your civic duty, but due to your multiple personality dis-order you will need 3 out of the 12 seats...maybe 4. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Thats a good one |
STL914 |
Oct 16 2006, 05:22 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,180 Joined: 22-October 03 From: O'Fallon, MO Member No.: 1,271 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mrs.K.gif) That sure didn't work or me years ago back in Wisconsin. I have two cousins in the Sherrif's dept and another who was a Milwaukee cop plus a very close friend also a cop in Milwaukee. THis was a federal case, armed bank robbery and I thought I'd be excused too. NOT! |
Gint |
Oct 16 2006, 06:10 AM
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Mike Ginter Group: Admin Posts: 16,070 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Denver CO. Member No.: 20 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
Actually serving on a trial jury is a pretty cool experience. Just do it.
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ClayPerrine |
Oct 16 2006, 06:16 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,442 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
I just carry a hardback copy of Tom Clancy's book "Without Remorse". I make sure the defense attorneys can see the covers. Works every time....
For those of you who don't know this book.... The main character is a ex-seal who starts vigilante killing drug dealers..... Good Book. |
smontanaro |
Oct 16 2006, 07:32 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,190 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Evanston, IL Member No.: 4,197 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
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BMartin914 |
Oct 16 2006, 07:47 AM
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You have a opportunity to exonerate the innocent. And an opportunity to hold someone accountable. In this day and age. Thats a rare opportunity. C (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) |
tat2dphreak |
Oct 16 2006, 07:58 AM
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stoya, stoya, stoya Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,797 Joined: 6-June 03 From: Wylie, TX Member No.: 792 Region Association: Southwest Region |
you already think he's guilty...
do you best alfred/hitler impersonation... serving may be a great and noble act, but the pay sucks shit... the 2 times I've been called, I was completely honest and still didn't have to serve... if I was picked, I'd serve and do my best... so, unless you REALLY can't do it, just roll with the punches, and see what happens |
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