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Elliot_Cannon
post Oct 15 2006, 10:36 PM
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Jury duty tomorrow morning 07:45. So when the judge asks, "is there any reason you should be excused from serving on this jury?" I say...? Any ideas?
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post Oct 15 2006, 10:38 PM
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Guilty !!!!!
Off with their heads!!!!


The little voices tell me no....

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post Oct 15 2006, 10:49 PM
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Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)

Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)




PS........what court do you have to report to?

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post Oct 15 2006, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(Mrs. K @ Oct 15 2006, 09:49 PM) *

Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)

Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)




PS........what court do you have to report to?

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Superior Court of California. Orange County. It's up in Santa Ana. Been there many times.
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post Oct 15 2006, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Oct 15 2006, 09:56 PM) *

QUOTE(Mrs. K @ Oct 15 2006, 09:49 PM) *

Tell him you belong to this club (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)

Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)




PS........what court do you have to report to?

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Superior Court of California. Orange County. It's up in Santa Ana. Been there many times.


You must know some OC law enforcement people, right?
Plus you can always tell then you don't thing you could give an unbiased opinion especially if it's a gang trial or something like that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumb3d.gif)
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post Oct 15 2006, 11:04 PM
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Just don't show up if you don't want to do it. How are they going to prove that you received the summons? I bet 30% of those that get jury duty summonses never show up. Has anyone ever heard of someone getting arrested for evading jury duty?

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post Oct 15 2006, 11:07 PM
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Maybe I'll just wear my 914world.com hat and T shirt. Quoteing or carrying a Bible will also get you excused. Or I could just tell them I hang with Clayton and Joe Sharp. That otta do it!

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post Oct 15 2006, 11:09 PM
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Tell em you know Z....that outta do it.....
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post Oct 15 2006, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(anthony @ Oct 15 2006, 10:04 PM) *

Just don't show up if you don't want to do it. How are they going to prove that you received the summons? I bet 30% of those that get jury duty summonses never show up. Has anyone ever heard of someone getting arrested for evading jury duty?


They know you got it cause ya gotta fill out a part of the summons and send it back. I already postponed it twice so a ran outa excuses. I just hope I can stay awake.
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post Oct 16 2006, 12:05 AM
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post Oct 16 2006, 12:07 AM
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Tell them you would be glad to do it because it is your civic duty, but due to

your multiple personality dis-order you will need 3 out of the 12 seats...maybe 4.

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post Oct 16 2006, 12:24 AM
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You have a opportunity to exonerate the innocent.

And an opportunity to hold someone accountable.

In this day and age. Thats a rare opportunity.

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post Oct 16 2006, 01:09 AM
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They cut me loose all the time.....I just tell what I do for a living and I think the DA is a Schmuck.....

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post Oct 16 2006, 04:46 AM
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QUOTE(So.Cal.914 @ Oct 15 2006, 11:07 PM) *

Tell them you would be glad to do it because it is your civic duty, but due to

your multiple personality dis-order you will need 3 out of the 12 seats...maybe 4.

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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Thats a good one
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post Oct 16 2006, 05:22 AM
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QUOTE(Mrs. K @ Oct 15 2006, 08:49 PM) *



Seriously, tell them you have a lot of personal friends who are in law enforcement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


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That sure didn't work or me years ago back in Wisconsin. I have two cousins in the Sherrif's dept and another who was a Milwaukee cop plus a very close friend also a cop in Milwaukee. THis was a federal case, armed bank robbery and I thought I'd be excused too. NOT!
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post Oct 16 2006, 06:10 AM
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Actually serving on a trial jury is a pretty cool experience. Just do it.
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post Oct 16 2006, 06:16 AM
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I just carry a hardback copy of Tom Clancy's book "Without Remorse". I make sure the defense attorneys can see the covers. Works every time....




For those of you who don't know this book.... The main character is a ex-seal who starts vigilante killing drug dealers..... Good Book.



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post Oct 16 2006, 07:32 AM
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QUOTE(Gint @ Oct 16 2006, 07:10 AM) *

Actually serving on a trial jury is a pretty cool experience. Just do it.


Amen to that. I got called to jury duty for the first time a few months ago.
It turned out to be a first degree murder case. Gave me a new perspective
on the justice system.

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post Oct 16 2006, 07:47 AM
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QUOTE(Twystd1 @ Oct 15 2006, 10:24 PM) *

You have a opportunity to exonerate the innocent.

And an opportunity to hold someone accountable.

In this day and age. Thats a rare opportunity.

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post Oct 16 2006, 07:58 AM
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you already think he's guilty...

do you best alfred/hitler impersonation...

serving may be a great and noble act, but the pay sucks shit...

the 2 times I've been called, I was completely honest and still didn't have to serve... if I was picked, I'd serve and do my best... so, unless you REALLY can't do it, just roll with the punches, and see what happens
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