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> 67 in a 45, First ticket in my adult life
redshift
post Jan 23 2004, 06:40 PM
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I almost got clobbered by an SUV, you know how that is.

I went around, into the jaws of a waiting officer, he calls for backup, claims HE SMELLED POT IN MY CAR. ROFLMFAO Dumb-Fuck! Right! Complete LIE, NO WAY, NO HOW.

I was speeding, I have a half-assed excuse, but I don't deserve to have my car torn apart because I have long hair.

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post Jan 23 2004, 07:00 PM
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Man that totally sucks! So they searched the car!?

Your hair is pretty long though.


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post Jan 23 2004, 07:03 PM
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Officer, that's not pot, it's rust and 30 years worth of ass rubbing into vinyl seats.
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:05 PM
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Yes, he searched the car. I am not going to waste everyone's time for two hours while they hold me on suspicion, and tow my car to a lab, to find a multitester, a metric wrench set, a fire extinguisher, a funny Beverly Hills parking ticket, and some surface rust around the floors.

What an asshole.. "I smelled pot in your vehicle." must be wafting over from your's, crackhead.


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post Jan 23 2004, 07:07 PM
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:10 PM
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It's all fun, every single minute of it... even the bad parts..

I hate you guys.


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post Jan 23 2004, 07:32 PM
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You should have told him to get a warrent. You would have been getting home some time tomorrow, but you would have stuck up for your rights. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:38 PM
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smell of herb gives probable cause

If the officer is ever called to explain his justification to search..

"well I thought I smelled pot"

It sucks being pulled over

My bro is a cop...
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:42 PM
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Don't feel so bad. I got stopped last year(not in my teener). The cop stopped me and asked for my DL and stepped a couple feet out of my sight and then came back and asked me if I had been drinking. I told the guy that I didn't go drinking tonight. He shines his flashlight in my eyes and says that there's something wrong. Still not having enough to get me, he has me to step out of my truck. He shines the light on my eyes again, takes my pulse and in a really serious voice asks me "When was the last time I have taken any illegal substances?" I tell him I've never taken any drugs and he still doesn't believe me. So I tell him to go ahead and take me in and give me a drug test. In a hesitant voice he tells me that if he takes me in and I come out dirty I'm all done. So I said okay go ahead take me in. He puts his head down and thinks about it. I even asked him to go ahead and search my truck. He looks at me and says "no thats okay". At that point I knew he was in deep crap if he does try to search cause he would actually have to call it in to police dispatch and he'd have to explain his probable cause to his supervisor. He then tells me that he was giving me the benefit of the doubt and was going to let me go. I start walking towards my truck door and he tells me "oh the reason I stopped you was your license plate lights were out." I just smiled and drove off. The point to this rant is you could be stopped at any time by any bored to death cop thats working the graveyard shift.
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Jan 23 2004, 06:10 PM)

I hate you guys.


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Did that come outta this smiling face??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

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post Jan 23 2004, 07:46 PM
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We have an ordinance here in town....our cops have to ahve an IQ of 100....so they put two in each car.....
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:47 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) <---- no, this one.

The face in the picture NEVER smiles, that's an 'all knowing' smirk.

("This cop has sex with Michael Jackson.")



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post Jan 23 2004, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Jan 23 2004, 05:46 PM)
We have an ordinance here in town....our cops have to ahve an IQ of 100....so they put two in each car.....

I would say something but I dont' want to get any ruffled feathers from any cops that post on here.
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:56 PM
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post Jan 23 2004, 07:58 PM
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post Jan 23 2004, 08:01 PM
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If he thought I was speeding there, he should have seen me 5 minutes before that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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post Jan 23 2004, 08:05 PM
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good thing they didn't find the crack, huh?

Did they know where the engine was?
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post Jan 23 2004, 08:07 PM
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sorry to hear that miles, much suckage. in my fatherly voice "I TOLD YOU TO SLOW DOWN MONTHS AGO". please don't make me tell you again.

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post Jan 23 2004, 08:09 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/burnout.gif) I am in a hurry.

It's worth it, $220, that's like a penny for everytime I have ever gone over 100 in a 55 zone in the last 23 years.

OH! HAR HAR! I PULLED into the lot of the guitar shop where I am working, and all the guys got an eyefull, and they asked me later, "Hmmm.... won't that little pice of shit outrun a cop car?"

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post Jan 23 2004, 08:19 PM
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Call or go to court and ask for a "Plea in Abeyance".

Under a plea in abeyance, an offender's guilty plea is held in abeyance until she or he completes the court's requirements -- usually including some type of time period or traffic school.

Explain that you have an excellent record and you want to keep it that way.

I've done this twice here on "Planet Utah" for speeding and each time was a simple $50 court fee and a anywhere from a 90-day to 3-year probation period. Based on the bullshit you went through with the officer who thought long hair = weed and/or any other controlled substance, I would think a judge would side with your ugly long haired, pot smokin ass (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)

This keeps the violation off your record and out of the eye's of the insurance company.
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