I was reading the Mr Prototype thread and laughing my ass off when it died and gave me a error message.

WFT-all this secret shit going on.


Geoff :finger2:

wtf? why deleted? lame

Bleyseng beat me to it damnit - what a crock of shit - it was a fun thread - So I suppose now that all of us who were participating in the thread will have our access to the BBS deleted too.

pour another glass of kool-aid and relax.

one by one you will all disappear!

then I'll have this place all to myself!! muwhahaahaaaa

LMFAO Poof! Poof! there goes an other one! Poof!

yeah thanks Sean.....
After a long day at work I was really enjoying myself laughing my ass off at that thread!
I do get really tired of scrolling thru the posts about "Can't time my engine" "Car won't start" "Brad won't PM me back" crap.....

gumble, gumble, too fucking long of a day......I hope it was that Mr Prototype who did deleted it and not someone else.....

Geoff <_<

And then you'll be talking to yourself. But at least someone will be listening...

Oh Hell! I go out to the garage to get the race engine running again and I miss all the fun.
Just like all the times Alfred used to get in here (or is mr. prototype him).
Would someone mind filling me in?

heh heh

Even though we had an IP, it would have been near impossible to get the identity of the person using the IP at the time unless you knew someone who worked for NetZero. Verizon won that case against the RIAA this year concerning releasing information on people reportedly trading music online. So, short of proving the guy is an Al Quaida terrorist, or child pornographer or Kevin Mitnik , there's no way to say whether it was Alfred or not.

I only saw the first post and a handful of responses, but suffice it to say that it was inflamatory to say the least and from what I saw, had no evidence of any kind to back it up. There was mention of a lot of guests reading the post, and I can see where someone new to the board might get an unwarranted skewed impression of some people I consider to be very upstanding and honest individuals.

Ahh well, live and let live, right?

No, I say KILL.


M

Alright then! atleast put the juicy stuff in a secret forum where only the people that know the secret handshake can see it. I did see all of it but it vanished!!!!

It was pretty lame and a obvious slam of B, but soo what. B and this guy in a Texas style bar fight was so of the best stuff I have read lately on here! Always love to see a good ass kickin.


Geoff

Oh please! It was a flamewar?

Pretty soon, we won't be able to even post bad news.


"My car broke down!" -deleted

"Hey, has anyone seen the 'my car broke down' thread?" -deleted

heh


M

When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live.
You know you did, you know you did, you know you did
but if this ever changing world in which we live in, makes you give in and cry,

Say live and let die!

If I have to have it stuck in my head, everyone else might as well.

It was just gettin juicy! I left work, but when I got home and tuned into my favorite soap, I mean BBS, oh wait, I mean Forum, it was gone. Oh well...

Geoff stole my Pinto & held it for ransom 10 years ago...

Just got the money raised the other day & was informed the engine is in his 914

Damit, that's what I wanted to do

.....b

Yeah the secret is out Bruce! That motor is leaking oil and running on 2 cylinders so you can have it back!

Geoff (the theif)

figures....

I get everything after it's all used up

..........b

Thanks for cracking me up. That's good stuff. (your sig. too)

-Ben M.

click here to wash live and let die out of your head

LMFAO...Miles, where do you find this shit! ....Uh oh! I just wrote shit ...Damn! I did it again, hope I don't get "deleted" over that! ....Wait, someone's at the door.

I found it right here at the club... a few days back.



This place is the same kinda funny every couple days, because we have short term memory loss.

Which reminds me..


I went over to my great aunt's, she lives with my great uncle, and his sister..

Anyways, as I got there, he was going up to take a bath, the rest of us sat and talked a few minutes.. I hear the water running... then he yells, "Momma? Was I getting in the tub, or out of the tub?"...

She says, "Oh dear, I'd better go up and check on him... she gets half-way up the stairs, and he yells again, she stops a second, and looks back at us to ask, "Was I going up the stairs here, or down?"..

His sister looks at me, and says, "Lord, have mercy. I may have lost my beauty, but thankfully I still have my mind, knock on wood" as she tapped the table next to her..... "Was that the front door, or the back door?"




M

...wait, great aunt, great uncle and his sister....that's only two people in Georgia isn't it?

Well, yes they could be two... but if two were away... and one was talking to me..

Do you think I am being scammed by a Nigerian great aunt?



M

Posting Primer


Classic


M

Oh ....Sorry Miles....I thought you were joking. She's probably not Nigerian....more likely from Uranus!

You're shittin' me!?



G'nite folks, Evangeline Guitars #0001 gets a neck built sometime tomorrow.



M

i caught the beginning and what i presume was the end. zois was pulling chains. my guess is he pulled the plug also.

kevin

I read that thread up until 5 PM EST. It would have been more entertaining had My Prototype returned. I take it that he did not?

There were a lot of guests reading that thread too, probably not getting a great impression of this place.

That said, it is kind of fun to have a runaway train now and again. Provided there aren't any 914s in front of it.

between members, guests, and the faceless numbers, there were about 100 people online at the time.

kevin

Let's recreate the thread..

Come on!



914 Theatre Presents: Proto-Pop-Off


M

Yup....I did it.

I shot J.R. too....

I'm SLITS Love Bitch, Miles is my evil twin, and Alfred is our demented sibling that was dropped on his punkin haid right after a premature birth weighing in at 1 lbs, 1oz......during Alfred's circumcision, they slipped and he is now a she.....

Now back to our regularly scheduled breakdown.....

My Prototype thread was stolen from a southern California computer. Brad Roberts did it. I have reported it to the San Mateo police. If you have any information as to the location of the thread, please contact the San Mateo police. Brad Roberts is a thief.


Andrew

Oh-Oh I smell a delete coming on

is that you john (vegas)

That was pretty FN funny M!

Naw, the prototype is stored in my garage. I intend to lien sale it for exhorbitant storage fees and return it to the Nazis as a gesture of good will so they will not invade my garage and steal all my priceless rusty treasures. I am the thief, I am Mr. Prototype, I am the Walrus - Koo Koo Dee Doo - Do Wap Do Wap - ShaaaYaroooooon


****

DELETE****DELETE****DELETE****

OK! Seriously, stop with the unsubstantiated calims! They are not even plausible. If it were true, and you were really concerned, you would let him know directly. As much research as has been done, and knowing some of the contacts Brad has, it would have been known by now if it were true. You also would have said how you knew this is true.

Should I call you "My Prototype"? How about signing your real name?

Andrew

Damn! I type slow. By the time I made my post four posts had been made, including another by "go fly a prototype". Must take typing lessons.

Andrew

"my name? my name?.....My name Hosea Hemenissss"

Damn the ones and zeros, full binary ahead!!!!!!

Think I'll go do some work now.

Truly bummed I did not get to read the last from Mr. Prototype.

But this is the funniest damn thread I have read since the Subaru days... it more than makes up for the loss of our friend Mr. Prototype. Admins, PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS THREAD!

pete

wait. isnt zois a P.I.? run the vin mr mike

Hose Himeness.... LMAO
Slits your Dating yourself!!!

Listen guy's... when the lawyers speak.. I listen. I dont delete threads. They get MOVED and a copy is printed off and sent to the lawyers.

This is a serious matter and MY ass is on the line. Sorry that we cant/wont provide you with 24/7 entertainment.



B

let that be the end of it!!!!!!

Bernie

BALETEDED!!!@12121oNONEONe!2121

Who the heck is this "Alfred" people keep referring to?

Inqiring minds want to know.....

Fair enough Brad. But can we leave this thread up so long as it no one adds content that requires its deletion?

Believe me, none of us want a laugh at your expense. But then, some of the stuff in this "whodunnit?" thread is priceless. A few here are in rare form. Come to think of it, we should do an archive of the all-time funnies...

pete

Dont accuse me of being a thief in a public form and we will leave everything for your viewing pleasure.

I dont honestly think it was a "previous or current owner" The Yahoo email account used to sign up on the board was created and used only for this board. His dialup account was new also.

Lets just say it doesnt make for fun day when somebody accuses you. At this point you might as well accuse me of killing Lacy Peterson.



B

I'm sure this is not pleasant for you Brad. For my part, I thought that that the accusation was so over the top and transparent that nobody actually took the guy seriously and that your reputation would not be affected. I don't know what happened later in the thread though.


Andrew