QUOTE(914_teener @ Apr 18 2019, 05:18 PM)
I still miss the offensive narrative meant to offend completely everyone since no one should be left out.
RIP
Everyone knows what cheapass mofo's 914 drivers are. That's a bad enough reputation but if you DON'T show up for the finest 914 swap meet in So. Cal. to buy some cheapass parts, you will be vilified and humiliated beyond comprehension.
Bring some of that useless trash that has been laying around your garage for f*ucking ever and get it sold. Here's a useful tip. If you want to buy something from Bruce Stone, (and you should) offer half what he is asking. Especially if it's something less than $20. He loves that. Trust me. If you happen to NOT show up at this event and DO show up at the WCR, you will be pointed at and denigrated by myself and anyone else I can convince to do the same. Show some class. Come to the G&R. Come check out that beautiful black car (if it makes it) with the bolt on plastic GT flairs and let the owner know how envious you are of his fantastically put together car.
Take a look (briefly) at Kent's car, "The Plumbers Nightmare" and try not to laugh too much. He's a very sensitive fellow. His inquiry about "speed bumps" at the G&R was too funny considering anything with the word speed in it is, well...