| QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 14 2005, 07:15 AM) | ||
So is Gus Jr. Total Grub!  |
YES! See you there Toast................
Full Version: THE INFAMOUS D & G ALL 914 SWAPMEET
YES! See you there Toast................
Look forward to it!I want an outside and inside door handle for passenger door.
| QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 14 2005, 08:23 AM) |
| I want an outside and inside door handle for passenger door. |
as the great philosopher Mick Jagger said, "you cant always get what you want"
| QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 09:55 PM) |
| Grimstead.. You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing.. Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff... Really.. Ask Rusty.. My head hurts... Twystd1 |
Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts?
| QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 09:52 AM) | ||
Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts? |
Oh great, then I get all the bondoed parts. Yay.
| QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 14 2005, 10:06 AM) | ||||
Oh great, then I get all the bondoed parts. Yay. |
We should really feel sorry for Aaron
| QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 10:06 AM) | ||||||
We should really feel sorry for Aaron |
Why....did Matt dump him? Did he get a "Dear Aaron" letter from Jared?
you guys suck.... 
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 10:37 AM) |
| you guys suck.... |
Ahhhh, don't be like that
We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that
)
| QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:18 PM) | ||
Ahhhh, don't be like that We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that ) |
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 12:23 PM) | ||||
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Well then, maybe care is too strong of a word. Would you rather me replace it with jerks (cause I can live with that too)
| QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:26 PM) | ||||||
Well then, maybe care is too strong of a word. Would you rather me replace it with jerks (cause I can live with that too) |
hah!
no worries. Bill get your car done so you can drive it
instead of look at it 
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 12:28 PM) |
| hah! no worries. Bill get your car done so you can drive it instead of look at it |
Doh!
Did I tell you, I got a pressure washer to take care of the engine? Now I just need to use it...
God I love this place 
Twystd1
Twystd1
Me too Clayton, me too.
I might be able to get out of work at 3:30... Someone please save the 911SC fender flares for me? Front & Rear? I got $ for them... Just wish I didnt have to fuggin work that Sunday. They might also ask me to stay a few more hours. Overtime, yes, but I won't get to go to the Swapmeet!
I might be able to get out of work at 3:30... Someone please save the 911SC fender flares for me? Front & Rear? I got $ for them... Just wish I didnt have to fuggin work that Sunday.
They might also ask me to stay a few more hours. Overtime, yes, but I won't get to go to the Swapmeet!
For someone who really shouldn't be here, I guess I'll be the only one to 
this thread since Aaron wont nail it.
this thread since Aaron wont nail it.
bite me toasty one.
if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail
NAILED
if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail
NAILED
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 17 2005, 01:39 PM) |
| bite me toasty one. if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail NAILED |
I found it...
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 17 2005, 01:39 PM) |
| bite me toasty one. if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail NAILED |
"you can't always get what you want.....
But if you try sometime......
You might just get back to me.....
PS....pull you dentures first! Nuthin' like a good gum job
That's just one image I didnt need tonight, RON.
I've been looking for this thread for a week. 
Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like mine....
It once was lost but now it's found,
At the D&G All 914 Swap meet.
T'was parts that taught...
my heart to fear.
And parts, my fears relieved.
How precious did those parts appear...
the hour at D&G.
Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was parts that brought us safe thus far...
and parts will get us home.
Glenn has promised good to me...
His word my parts secures.
He will my mentor and supplier be...
as long as money endures.
When we've been here ten hours...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing Glens's praise...
then when we've first begun.
"Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like me....
It once was lost but now it's found,
All at the D & G................................[end]
That saved a wreck like mine....
It once was lost but now it's found,
At the D&G All 914 Swap meet.
T'was parts that taught...
my heart to fear.
And parts, my fears relieved.
How precious did those parts appear...
the hour at D&G.
Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was parts that brought us safe thus far...
and parts will get us home.
Glenn has promised good to me...
His word my parts secures.
He will my mentor and supplier be...
as long as money endures.
When we've been here ten hours...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing Glens's praise...
then when we've first begun.
"Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like me....
It once was lost but now it's found,
All at the D & G................................[end]
Let's hear for Slits Johnson 
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!
Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that?
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!
Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that?
| QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 18 2005, 11:44 AM) |
| Let's hear for Slits Johnson That's some authentic 914 gibberish! Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? |
No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars.
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 18 2005, 11:16 AM) | ||
No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars. |
Fill me up with some good ol' german beer and i'll sing!
I forgot about slits poems
and how they keep me in the moment
they make my heart tingle
and make me want to mingle
with the opposite sex
but i have to wait until next
weekend for that because
this weekend is for the crusty
old men and their rusty
old slugs
(interesting rhyme pattern...)
My face hurts from laughing...
Just stop...!!!!!!!!
twystd1
Just stop...!!!!!!!!
twystd1
Well, Here lies Matt,
Dumped by his boyfriend
'Cause his tool went flat.
Rear enders are my game,
It was terrible when junior went lame,
From the CGBC booted was my name.
So now he lies in wait and wonder,
Pounding junior to the sound of thunder,
Up I say, Up, don't be like rubber.
The krusty ol' farts,
In their rusty ol' carts,
Just sit and laugh amid the pharts.
The young Matt's manhood,
Just won't stand up it's understood,
So he sits in his room holding his limp manhood.
For the poor lass,
Just can't get anyone's ass,
He might as well go fishing for a smelly bass.
Dumped by his boyfriend
'Cause his tool went flat.
Rear enders are my game,
It was terrible when junior went lame,
From the CGBC booted was my name.
So now he lies in wait and wonder,
Pounding junior to the sound of thunder,
Up I say, Up, don't be like rubber.
The krusty ol' farts,
In their rusty ol' carts,
Just sit and laugh amid the pharts.
The young Matt's manhood,
Just won't stand up it's understood,
So he sits in his room holding his limp manhood.
For the poor lass,
Just can't get anyone's ass,
He might as well go fishing for a smelly bass.
who is in charge of such a swap meet
where hard to find parts come so cheap?
where old men come, to hang and to reminiss
and the youngins come, and the old ones get pissed
whether you be drivin a CW or a junk yard heep
it will be well recieved, except by mikeZ
come one come all, come in a bunch!
while slits cooks, and spits in your lunch
Coming from afar, or from around the way
This will be much different than any other day
Now, im tired, of toiling over this stupid rhyme....
going to steal a rare car, and serve some time
where hard to find parts come so cheap?
where old men come, to hang and to reminiss
and the youngins come, and the old ones get pissed
whether you be drivin a CW or a junk yard heep
it will be well recieved, except by mikeZ
come one come all, come in a bunch!
while slits cooks, and spits in your lunch
Coming from afar, or from around the way
This will be much different than any other day
Now, im tired, of toiling over this stupid rhyme....
going to steal a rare car, and serve some time
will brando's clunker really make it?
how far off jackstands am i willing to take it?
will the nefarious one have some 914 to show?
or will howie and mike Z, just come to blow
in such a small world, that we like to hang in...
mikez will come down, and tell us matt was bangin
slits's car, wont come off the lift,
the silly old man, cant get a hint
toasty one will show, but not in old smokey
that car is gone, and in oregon for pokey's
But whats this? my cell phone rang
skline cant make it, in the shalame
mattr will come, and snipe a few deals
and wonder what it will be like to drive one for real
howie will show, but with age may fall asleep
but entertainment will be supplied, by miles and his sheep
again, again i profess, this poem will soon be over
my teener is still down, i may have to take the rover.....
so i leave you finally, and now in peace
shit! i still need wheel bearing grease
how far off jackstands am i willing to take it?
will the nefarious one have some 914 to show?
or will howie and mike Z, just come to blow
in such a small world, that we like to hang in...
mikez will come down, and tell us matt was bangin
slits's car, wont come off the lift,
the silly old man, cant get a hint
toasty one will show, but not in old smokey
that car is gone, and in oregon for pokey's
But whats this? my cell phone rang
skline cant make it, in the shalame
mattr will come, and snipe a few deals
and wonder what it will be like to drive one for real
howie will show, but with age may fall asleep
but entertainment will be supplied, by miles and his sheep
again, again i profess, this poem will soon be over
my teener is still down, i may have to take the rover.....
so i leave you finally, and now in peace
shit! i still need wheel bearing grease
So the old man wants war
please dont make me snore
your guns are so dead and tired
sonny, you're just a liar.
you have to respect the gall
but please hide your balls
this is a 914 club affair
not a hairy chest rencounter.
we've heard the stories all before
about slits' and howard's war before wars
the dinosaurs trampeled
as you all scampered
oh clayton, stay outta this
you dont want the abyss
or soon you'll wake up
with the OPR* on your doorstep
*OPR = Old Pharts from Riverside
edit: gotta go to class, i wont be able to respond for 2 hours
please dont make me snore
your guns are so dead and tired
sonny, you're just a liar.
you have to respect the gall
but please hide your balls
this is a 914 club affair
not a hairy chest rencounter.
we've heard the stories all before
about slits' and howard's war before wars
the dinosaurs trampeled
as you all scampered
oh clayton, stay outta this
you dont want the abyss
or soon you'll wake up
with the OPR* on your doorstep
*OPR = Old Pharts from Riverside
edit: gotta go to class, i wont be able to respond for 2 hours
With age it just all gets better,
While yougins just stay at home alone and get bitter,
Their juices all get a twitter,
But alas all they score is a no hitter.
In their house or their dorm,
They use soap like in a thunderstorm,
As they claim in their delight,
It's my soap and I'll rub it as hard as I like.
Their cars are much the same,
Just so sorry, they are all lame,
Technical questions they answer in a fit,
I think they are all named Britt.
So for wars that start and they claim victory,
It's 'cause their brains are made of hickory,
If it were burned to light the night,
In the darkness we would all loose our sight,
So to class you go to escape the return fire,
Under your desk a hand is on fire,
When the Prof asks the question at hand,
Your's comes up with a coating quite bland.
And do not wish Clayton from the frey to stay,
It's in his place you'll get your only play,
Down south, the border if you must,
You can spend your pesos for your lust.
Ok, I'm out till the 'morrow.
While yougins just stay at home alone and get bitter,
Their juices all get a twitter,
But alas all they score is a no hitter.
In their house or their dorm,
They use soap like in a thunderstorm,
As they claim in their delight,
It's my soap and I'll rub it as hard as I like.
Their cars are much the same,
Just so sorry, they are all lame,
Technical questions they answer in a fit,
I think they are all named Britt.
So for wars that start and they claim victory,
It's 'cause their brains are made of hickory,
If it were burned to light the night,
In the darkness we would all loose our sight,
So to class you go to escape the return fire,
Under your desk a hand is on fire,
When the Prof asks the question at hand,
Your's comes up with a coating quite bland.
And do not wish Clayton from the frey to stay,
It's in his place you'll get your only play,
Down south, the border if you must,
You can spend your pesos for your lust.
Ok, I'm out till the 'morrow.
out till the morrow,
come back and be filled with sorrow,
have a safe trip up and o'er the hill
mike z is waiting, with a little blue pill
So slits be gone,
to the break of dawn,
lets rag him and chide him,
while mike Z is a'ridin him
all kidding aside,
slits has no ride
along with matt and jack,
the car sits helpless on the rack
goodbye my nemisis
have a great commute
we will see you at the swap,
dont wear your birthday suit
come back and be filled with sorrow,
have a safe trip up and o'er the hill
mike z is waiting, with a little blue pill
So slits be gone,
to the break of dawn,
lets rag him and chide him,
while mike Z is a'ridin him
all kidding aside,
slits has no ride
along with matt and jack,
the car sits helpless on the rack
goodbye my nemisis
have a great commute
we will see you at the swap,
dont wear your birthday suit
You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college?
| QUOTE (Headrage @ Oct 18 2005, 04:56 PM) |
| You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college? |
eye cant reed
out in the small big bear
the old one squeezes his nair
hoping for a smoother finish
on his little pincher
while the college boys are batting zero
we are still the old man's heros
late at night when he's reminiscing
we're in bed dreaming
and the next morning when he has work
i sleep in until its dark
but now i dont bluff
sunday will come soon enough
you can change your undies
for all the 914 honeys
the old one squeezes his nair
hoping for a smoother finish
on his little pincher
while the college boys are batting zero
we are still the old man's heros
late at night when he's reminiscing
we're in bed dreaming
and the next morning when he has work
i sleep in until its dark
but now i dont bluff
sunday will come soon enough
you can change your undies
for all the 914 honeys
LMFHO
PUHLllease... stop this.. I can't breath............
Twystd1
PUHLllease... stop this.. I can't breath............
Twystd1
good shit guys.....good shit
and mike has no gag reflex... i know
and mike has no gag reflex... i know
All that poetry... wow ... you guys are gay. And I don't mean metrosexual gay. 
Well, except Ron, he predates gayness
Well, except Ron, he predates gayness
ron predates gayness LOL
he is a Gaynasaur
he is a Gaynasaur
LMAO ARRON YOU ARE THE FUNIEST!
Trannysaurus Rex
Trannysaurus Rex
Matt's favorite picture of Aaron...........
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 19 2005, 07:18 AM) |
| Matt's favorite picture of Aaron........... |
If aaron had tits like that, i'd have even MORE reason to... er... nevermind
Wow, what happened to this thread? It went so far out there. I am thinking everyone will show up just to see all you crazies in the same place at the same time just for the comedy show. I cant bring the Chalon because it doesnt hold enough parts. The truck is full of stuff to sell from me and others. But anytime one of you wants to go for a little jaunt to test how fast your little car is, you just let me know.
I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that.
I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that.
| QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 09:08 AM) |
| I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. :D |
yep. we secretly all want one...
| QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 09:08 AM) |
| I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. |
Yeh, down Lion's Head with a Wilma tailwind.
Hell, mine's faster on jackstands too!
Anytime boys, anytime.
Looks like the old club is baaaaaaaaaaaack!
| QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 08:08 AM) |
| Wow, what happened to this thread? It went so far out there. I am thinking everyone will show up just to see all you crazies in the same place at the same time just for the comedy show. I cant bring the Chalon because it doesnt hold enough parts. The truck is full of stuff to sell from me and others. But anytime one of you wants to go for a little jaunt to test how fast your little car is, you just let me know. I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. :D |
Scott, if you are going to be there, I will try to bring the lids with me if they will fit into my Yukon.Dan
| QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 08:08 AM) |
| I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. |
One of these days I'll buy a real 930!
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