Dan, I sent you an email about that earlier today. Didnt you get it? I will give you a call on Saturday evening to let you know for sure. At this point, I am looking forward to getting them and installing them on my car.

Ok....here's the latest..................

1.) I will, to the best of my ability, open the gates @ 6:30 AM

2.) When entering, if your car is low, stay to the extreme left

3.) Swap stuff will be on the new tarmac to the left of the Maintenence Bldg (building on your left as you enter the gate...unless you are backing in)

4.) We will park all cars (not full of parts) in the open area straight ahead as you enter the gate (this will give my boys an opportunity to remove any parts I might need while you are distracted).

5.) Richard Simmons (aka Dave) will be directing traffic....do not run over his mirror.

6.) The 911SC will not be able to make it for cutting up....

7.) There is only one bathroom in the shop. There is a lock, but we do have 24 hour video. If requesting a copy, please note time of day for the subject you wish. There will be a nominal charge.

8.) I will not be responsible for "Z", Howie, Aaron, Matt, Brandon and anyone else.

9.) Ssssssssssssslits special coffee in the AM

10.) Ssssssssspits special bugers & tube steak towards Noon

11.) Ya want fat pills....bring 'em

12.) No Sierra Nevada Ale allowed...only "real" stouts and ales.

13.) Anyone showing up with Corona, Coors, Coors Light, Buttwiper, Buttwiper Lite, Miller, Miller lite will be thrown out. Pete's Wicked products are marginal

12.) There will be a special tent setup for "The Poetry Corner".

13.) If you need a chair....bring one, otherwise plant yer ass on the asphalt.

14.) As this is a 914non-club event, appropriate behavior is expected.

15.) Please remember to place your track fees in Glenn's Fish Bowl.

Remember to be respectful of those who do not drive as quality of car as we do (eg., Caymans, Shalons, 911s, 356s, 912s, etc.,). We do not want to bruise their fragile egos (however, psychatric help will be available for them onsite).

If Mikey crawls up your hood....smack him with a newspaper, shake your finger and yell "Bad Non-Member, Bad Non-Member". If Mikey crawls any place else...it's your call.

I am not responsible for assault of any female non-members.

See ya Sunday...............................................

ill be there around 10

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 11:55 AM)

1.) I will, to the best of my ability, open the gates @ 6:30 AM

Holy Crap! No way I'm getting there that early.. I'll be showing up around 8:00.


Is there enough swap space that I can just sell out of the back of the wagon and not have to unload everything?

Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife.

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 12:20 PM)

Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife.

its called RAID

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 10:55 AM)

12.) There will be a special tent setup for "The Poetry Corner".

I'll be there with berkenstocks, a beret, and some cognac if anyone wants to join.

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 12:20 PM)

Holy Crap! No way I'm getting there that early.. I'll be showing up around 8:00. Is there enough swap space that I can just sell out of the back of the wagon and not have to unload everything? Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife.

There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM)

There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

Got Cones?

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM) There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you? Got Cones?

Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones?

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:47 PM)

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM) There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you? Got Cones? Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones?

Sweet!

I hope I can pass tech.. is an M95 helmet good enough?

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 02:53 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM) There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you? Got Cones? Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones? Sweet! I hope I can pass tech.. is an M95 helmet good enough?

Helmets? What's that..................?

A Yorkshire cap and a white scarf are required though!

PICKLEHAUBE OK?

Make the non-914s park on the street!

Oh yeah, no 911SC? DAMNIT!

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 08:02 PM)

PICKLEHAUBE OK?

Now I realize what Matt and Aaron wear when they're having "fun" together......wowzer....that'd sure give you a rise.

Naw, we can't make non teener owner non members park on the street....if they turned their back, the car would be stripped before they turned around.

AND

We have an Oxy/Ac torch, baseball bat and plenty of Sierra Nevada Ale....how large did you want your flares?

I want my flares wide enough to fit 15x7s

Man, more bad luck upon bad luck. I don't get to go into work early sunday because I gotta train a technician. Great so I can't leave early.

I'm gonna miss the whole damn event!

If you get lost....my cell is (951) 751-3584 Glenn's cell is (951) 203-1418

You'll make it Brandon....if you don't know anything, how long would it take to train someone else?

QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 21 2005, 11:10 PM)

I gotta train a technician.

C'mon, how long can that take?

"Let the kids in through this gate. Make sure all the safety bars are down and locked. Push this green button. Wait 3 minutes then push this red one. When the ride stops, let the kids off".

Slits, is there any pickle relish on the menu? Thanking you in advance for your kind consideration.

Ron... Alan...

I wish it were that simple...

Maybe I can just let him roam freely in pre-press ops and be like "If something you don't understands comes up, call my cell." Then leave and turn my cell phone off

QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 22 2005, 10:45 AM)

Ron... Alan... I wish it were that simple... Maybe I can just let him roam freely in pre-press ops and be like "If something you don't understands comes up, call my cell." Then leave and turn my cell phone off

2 words: SICK DAY

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 07:02 PM)

PICKLEHAUBE OK?

Unicorn Style??

BJH

Gotta turn the page...

see ya tomorra fella's

Pickle relish? Nanai Kore..................

Stop making fun of me or I wont hang out with you guys anymore :wuss:



See you rejects tomorrow.

I just got home from working at the port, I will be there when I get up. Not sure what time that will be but hopefully before 10. See you guys then.

Insert sleepy smiley here

See everybody in a couple hours...

Anyone besides me have trouble finding this place? I drove around for ....(I'm not gonna tell you how long as I feel kinda stupid about it) looking for Kansas. The thing is, I have been there before, but I couldn't find it today.

I found Minnesota and Iowa. I found La Candena East. I circled and circled and saw a few others making the same u-turns. I hope they weren't following me.

Anyway, never found the place, so I drove 150 miles for nada. Hope it was a good one for those that made it.

damn. Sorry to hear that Milt. I did get several comments today that the place was hard to find. We even hung a sign at Precision Motion in case anyone went by the place where we used to have the swap meet. The fact that the 91/60/215 freeway interchange is undergoing a complete reconstruction and Kansas Ave is closed at one end didn't help matters. We got a really good turn out though. I was really hoping you could make it and take a look at my Flintstone 914-6. I'd like to thank everyone who did attend. Donations set a new all-time D&G record. A few people brought donuts and there were several vendors. I saw quite alot of parts change hands. The sawz-all party fizzled out big time though. Bondo cut off a piece that he needed and that was it! Anyway, again, thank you all for the donations and a special thanks goes out to SLITS for providing the venue. He worked harder than I did to make this happen so I'd like to rename the event the R&G swap meet and hereby request it be called that from now on!!

I agree, Slut's was quite the host today, I for one want to thank him for all he did. Good job on everyones part. I look forward to the next one.

QUOTE (xitspd @ Oct 22 2005, 09:04 PM)

Pickle relish? Nanai Kore..................

Yes, the pickle relish was outstanding!