You mean to tell me no one has nailed this yet?

Uh, I'm pretty sure Curt has.

Not what I meant...

BTW, I don't think there's much on 914world I find funnier than the Photochops, like the uniformed gal or the super digi-Audi a few pages ago in this thread. Keep 'em coming.

pete

Well, at least he has his memories.

People still talk about this thread, some good laughs here!

That other thread kind of made me wonder where those flares

ever ended up!!!!!!!

If they don't know a cure, they "snow" you with drugs ..... Happppdaaaaaaazzzzzeeeeee for all.

I would like to get back to this narrow body....once upon a time ..

EDIT -- Didn't realize I was replying to an ancient thread....

... and she has the mammaries

My wife isn't so well endowed, so I get a 2200 sq. ft. shop to play in

I was down at Greenies a few weeks ago to ask if I can clean the pool

For them this coming Summer. With all those Hotties hanging out

I'll do it for FREE

Its old , but the state of the 914 is exactly the same

Trying coax Greenie out the Closet..

That's what the General said.

Greenie...at least its bud..

and greenie for cleavage shot block!

Maybe you should trade your 914 for a pair.

This is Greenie's solution to the wide body conundrum...flip it on it's side and let The General stack Christmas decorations around it. Everybody's happy and Greenie gets the added bonus of an excuse for procrastination. He'll do anything to keep The General happy

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low T

Seriously... I'm not even crazy about flares and I vote to leave them.

My wife said the same thing. The Flares gotta go. So, I built a narrow body. Then she said my 914 needed hips...so, flares go on. No more input on style. Just drive it.

Isn't that where we put that during a work party forever and an age ago?

***says the guy that's had the transmission laying around on donnage in the garage since the trans clinic last year.***

I just grabbed this off of another site's 'boob' page... Curt, is the General making royalties for each view?

Solution is simple....

Just trade general in for a newer model...


This thread is hilarious

That's funny.

If you.knew the general you'd know that greenie would lay. With the fish's if he tried that!

And, may I add a cooler, nicer, more tolerant of his cars (yet oddly into Christmas sh*t) gal you will ever meet. The General rocks. Greenie married WAY up!!

Since that is Christmas crap all around your car, that must mean that it will be in the horizontal for the next month and progress will be made after a 2-3 year hiatus??

Seems like yesterday , we were young , dumb and full of..............

Man Greenie. You should sell that to me . Then it can sit in my barn not getting worked on

When I took a closer look at this pic, I thought something looked familiar

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It looks like the same kind of material they use for the upholstery in a Westfalia camper van

I don't believe they used Silicon on the Westfalia.

That would make for a bumpy mattress.....but sleep is overrated anyway!

I'm not sure what you fuchers are trying to accomplish.

I've been very busy collecting pictures of really cool flared cars, trying to convince the General to let me keep the flares, it's only been four short years.