Fix the front door, it's bad Feng Shui to have a sticky front door.

Good idea Dave!!!

Bring that engine of yours along, we might be able to fix it once & for all....

This is the perfect opportunity to bring up the new garage addition.... Then duck!

Just invest in a garage stretcher... cheaper than another 914 project....

Based upon that picture I would say that you need to redo your driveway so that she can drive her car right up to the front door, make it alot easier for her to move groceries...

I would also suggest that you ensure that you are home when she arrives and you carry all the groceries in the house every time, and hold the door for her.

Rich

The General did mention some type of "stretcher" or maybe it was "enlarger", I can't exactly remember.

This is a good time to give her a lift.....you know, the kind that will raise the tub into the air where it won't get in her way.

She might even be able to carry groceries in both arms that way.

Greenie is so pullin yer legs.... she doesn't carry the bags in, never has, it's been him since the begining. and the president is just the pupet of the General!

he just bored waiting for the football games to start.

Another wise man!

You mean the NASCAR race to start?

He even admitted it a couple pages ago, but guys couldn't see the forest for the trees:

Unbelievable!

Someone with your talent needs a garage addition--call it a studio. How about a two story garage ? Here's a pic of your pad; perhaps some of the engineers out there can design a suitable SHOP

Just FIX THE FUCHING FRONT DOOR!! Yes, I was yelling.

Or do the trade for the narrow body car. Taking those flares off is way too much work.

And Greenie is sitting back going "i didn't realize the firestorm such a simple comment would make."

More like he was counting on it

this should be nominated for best thread ever!!!!
dan and i just welded flares on this weekend( well ok mostly dan)...there would be no way in hell i would take em off.

Great Thread Greenie,
Next you be saying you have to sell your golf clubs because there in her way.

I found my balls in a jar under the kitchen sink, Ever since then. It's my way or the highway.

Look under the sink and let me know what you find.

I hope my wife never reads this.


Tony

Well, here's your problem:

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It's apparent that your flares are bumping against her flares. If you lower your car, her flares should clear your flares pretty easily.

Eric Read

Heres a potential fix. Make your garage a few cars deep

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Please excuse the poor rendering on paint

Eric is right. Maybe lower profile tires and her flares would easily clear...

For all the guy's not in on my little joke.. thank you for all the great advice!

For the guy's that knew I was kidding... wasn't that a whirlwind of laughs!

Sure beats watching the Seahawks.

Joke? I guess I shouldn't have come over with my sawzall and cut them off already then huh? Sorry about that Curt but Janet said it was okay

Yeah....ummm, wait; what was I gonna say?

I think we should still have a party. Even if there is no work to do we can still offer advice.

Dave

about time you get some real direction from a panel of expert beer drinkers

I think that as penalty for pulling this prank you need to post more pics of the General.

Rich

100%

I was just wondering if I could come over and "carry some groceries" for the general sometime.....

Thought this thread had died....but that was worth the revival.

we wont let it die...he wasted our time, we all got sucked in to his evil world...now we want pictures...

I for one would at least like a picture of him carrying groceries (real ones)

Rich

I don't get it.

cant let this creap down the page...

We all want payback....

Rich

if you scan and post your grocery receipts..
maybe we can help in that area?

Alright already....

Back by popular demand!

Greenie, great pictures of a retired general, Schwartzkopf might have been a better selection.
To quote one of my favorite movies, The Blues Brothers, "How much for d' girls?"

She looked much better before she got dried off! What happened??

No offense intended...

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You guys are losing me, This is all I remeber about Curt's
expressing the general's wishes, I say she gets what she wants..

hows the couch been curt?

or was it the dog house?

You people are the reason for psychopharmacology, I am glad you are not taking your meds

Ummm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what?

After careful examination of the General's picture and much contemplation, you must sell the car.