Print across the top of each screen.....

ADVICE and OPINIONS are like ASSHOLES.....everyone has one and we have them all here....

"Never met a white man more in need of a blowjob........"

Identify the movie and character......win a date with A-aron Admin at the In & Out.............

good morning vietnam - robin williams

c'mer aaron...

Good Morning Vietnam. Was i first? Was i first?

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Identify the movie and character

Damnit

close, you can have aaron though, i'm done...

okokok so i don't get the date, can't recall the dude's name.

gotta get back to the bad advice section of the board anyway.

Some of this Aaron shit is getting old.

Unless he is gay and likes it, this crap is hurtful and stuff you expect from childish highschool punks.

I thought most of us were more mature. Guess I was wrong.

I think Aaron can take the verbal abuse. I'm not sure Corona can...

Jen

QUOTE (Mark Henry @ Jan 5 2005, 09:48 AM)

Some of this Aaron shit is getting old. Unless he is gay and likes it, this crap is hurtful and stuff you expect from childish highschool punks. I thought most of us were more mature. Guess I was wrong.

Aaron and I are good friends and chide each other unmercifully...no harm, no foul...you're to far away to know Mark.

Airman (Adrian) Ridenower (or something like that).

QUOTE (Jeff Bonanno @ Jan 5 2005, 08:45 AM)

okokok so i don't get the date, can't recall the dude's name.

Adrian Kronauer. (sp? Something like that.)

Trivia--the real guy, Kronauer, started trying to pitch his AFRN experiences as a basis for a TV show back in the late 70s or early 80s. At the time, the two most popular TV shows were "M*A*S*H" and "WKRP in Cincinnati", so he figured his pitch was sure to succeed. Boy, was he wrong... Took until the 90s to get made into a movie!

--DD

Yep...I don't know the whole deal...but a garage banter is one thing...this is an open forum.

You can call me an asshole once and it's funny...Many times and then other people start calling me asshole...well lets just say I could go postal.

QUOTE

Adrian Kronauer. (sp? Something like that.)

ding ding sing ding ding
We have a winner: Adrian Cronaur Cronaur

I knew the answer, I just didn't want the prize. I'm sure you a very handsome young man Aaaaaron, and I'm a very open minded guy. I'm just not THAT open minded.

QUOTE (Jenny @ Jan 5 2005, 08:51 AM)

I think Aaron can take the verbal abuse. I'm not sure Corona can... Jen

Corona will survive and Mark, not to worry about Aaron. Our little group gets a bit testy sometime, but all in fun. We prolly should email some of these barbs, but just too much fun to post. Come to WCC2005. We talk to each other this way all the time.

We don't think Aaron is really gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Visit Beautiful Corona

I thought everyone acknowledged that this place is like a hang out, a garage, where everyone is sitting around talking. Most friends will bash on each other for something stupid, like on Aaron because he is gay. Notice I said we bash on Aaron, not bust on him... That's saved for Slits.

If you can't take the shit, hang out with the guys that don't throw it, like on the Bird Board, or buy a 911 and join the little pee pee club. The whole reason I like this place is because it is laid back. You can screw around, no one gets mad.

Okay, and name the movie with this quote originally....

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it.

No, I don't know, so let's all agree on an answer, I don't want anyone getting upset because it is the wrong answer.

QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 5 2005, 09:22 AM)

We don't think Aaron is really gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

But he is the "Master of His Domain"....

QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 5 2005, 09:22 AM)

Visit Beautiful Corona

Reminds me of those commercials for planned communities. Like Stepford. Or the place Homer relocated his family to to work for Mr. Scorpio. I love it. We should do something like that video for our club. And have some smooth talker narrate it.

Jen

Thank you Mark for understanding, but you put it in an open forum, so you were answered in an open forum.

Now back to the subject at hand...........

Each of us has a different experience level and responds to questions based on that level. Most of us have enough common sense to know when advice is "bad".....use that common sense and follow your gut feeling.

If this whole thread is about the "chopsticks" thingy....then the answer about just running the engine has some validity even though I have not personally experienced it. Since combustion temperature is around 1400 - 1600 degrees F, a cocktail stirrer nor chopstick would survive very long. A worst case scenerio would be a hardened depost in the combustion chamber and the phosgene gas emitted as the "plastic" burns.

In turning an engine over, the plastic would be broken into small pieces that should pass out of the combustion chamber, with the worst case scenerio being a piece stuck between the valve and the seat. This could result in the piston hitting the valve, but at the low revolutions, it would serve to bust the plastic rather than bend the valve or crack the piston.

I would, personally, fish it out or disassemble the engine.........

I'm done.......................

QUOTE (mikez @ Jan 5 2005, 09:27 AM)

QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 5 2005, 09:22 AM) We don't think Aaron is really gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).   But he is the "Master of His Domain"....

There you have it, folks. And this coming from the most viewed butt crack at 914world.com. And there is something wrong with that

Hmmmmm, doan know if I should be offended or not....

If I don't like you, I would like to reserve the right to advise you to start your engine whilst containing chop sticks.

I can play chopsticks does that count as bad advise

You get what you pay for, and free advice is just that.

While I don't totally disagree with you Curt, it is an open forum, so bad advice is just a freely given as good, and unfortunately the bad advice has the same right to be posted as good.

It falls upon the solicitor of any technical advice to consider the source, and the basis for whatever opinion is given. If you take bad advice and lunch your engine, it's your own fault.

We've all done dumb stuff with wrenches in our hand (or nearby). It's what you do after you make a dumb mistake. Ok, you stepped in it, do you clean it up or smear it around everywhere??

If this thread is in reference to what we can all now call "The Chopstick Incident", I recieved a PM more or less blasting me for posting my opinion, regardless of my own technical experience. Good for him! I'm a grown up and I can stand behind my opinions just as much as someone can feel justified helping someone ruin an engine.

This is just my opinion though, and I've been wrong before. Go ahead fire that puppy up and see what happens

QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 5 2005, 09:22 AM)

Visit Beautiful Corona

I watched that whole video. I grew up in Norco and used to hang out in Corona. That video is make believe. They only show you the nice new parts of Corona and not downtown ot where everyone has to shop. They dont show you the bario that spreads all the way across it. We could do one like that for Compton too. Or east LA. What a crock.

Ok... for the record. I AM NOT GAY.
Slits came up with this when i was ragging on him.....


Heh...it does get old but never goes away...thanks for looking out for me though
funny thing is....people ive never met throw it out there too

we (the socal group) throw insults back and forth all in jest. ask howard how many dinosaur jokes i threw at him and slits while at howards place.
if you know me...i dont care about the insults , if you dont....meet me first before joining the bandwagon

How do you people expect me to build my evil empire if no one is going to listen to my advise?

We should have two hats made up so we know where people stand:

Hat one-Chopsticks with the classic red circle and red slanted line through the chopsticks, denoting 'NO CHOPSTICKS'

Hat two-A pair of chopsticks holding a T-IV engine, denoting 'LUNCH YOUR ENGINE'

What do you think?





Yummy. Pass the soy sauce:

QUOTE (jimtab @ Jan 4 2005, 08:34 PM)

And don't blame Howard for the confusion about the track fees at the WCC 2005, he has a lot on his plate.....

So how much are the track fees anyway?


















I'M KIDDING!

I think every day there is a little bit more whining and complaining taking place on this BBS. And every day there is a little bit more push to be more politically correct and nice, etc. Remember the good old days when this place was run by an Asshole and it was "anything goes"? I think there was a lot more technical content back then too.

(Yes that was whining.)

GO WORK ON YOUR CARS, PEOPLE! Do something productive.

QUOTE (jkeyzer @ Jan 5 2005, 10:20 AM)

GO WORK ON YOUR CARS, PEOPLE! Do something productive.

Sorry, I am at work right now. Can't do anything productive.

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Jan 5 2005, 10:10 AM)

we (the socal group) throw insults back and forth all in jest.

Yeah, like the time we went to the BBQ and joe buckle's house and I had 3 different people ask me if I had a blow up doll in the car... I guess a-aron started a rumor.

The strange thing is the "Chopstick Incident" guy has never re-posted to that thread.

So the conundrum has added a mystery to the story! Add some sex (straight) and we can send the script to Hollywood. It is possible that sex has already entered the story line, as the guy may have F'd his engine.

QUOTE (914RS @ Jan 5 2005, 11:12 AM)

We should have two hats made up so we know where people stand: Hat one-Chopsticks with the classic red circle and red slanted line through the chopsticks, denoting 'NO CHOPSTICKS' Hat two-A pair of chopsticks holding a T-IV engine, denoting 'LUNCH YOUR ENGINE' What do you think? Yummy. Pass the soy sauce:

I think I don't like yellow engine sheetmetal

WOW the things I miss when not on this site.

Great reading here.

Hope this doesn't make someone hesitate before posting an answer to somones question that might be perfectly valid but the would be poster second guesses him/her self becuase of this thread.

I think that when posting a question/problem you need to give time for replies so you can see what different people come up with and make up your own mind as to what you will do.


Please don't come to my house and kick my butt, I was only trying to help.

Damn, now I'm getting bashed with avatars....Is there no mercy?......guess I'll have to move to Canada to get away from all this

And to all the Slo-Cals (including Santa Barbara) with my greatest regards

If we ignored you...you'd be pissed too....so STFU.....

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Jan 5 2005, 02:10 PM)

Heh...it does get old but never goes away...thanks for looking out for me though funny thing is....people ive never met throw it out there too  :wacko: we (the socal group) throw insults back and forth all in jest. ask howard how many dinosaur jokes i threw at him and slits while at howards place.  :) if you know me...i dont care about the insults  ;) , if you dont....meet me first before joining the bandwagon  :)

Your welcome Aaron

I don't want censorship, just some things do tend to get a bit out of hand.

Part of my attitude comes from an incident in my youth, were a class clown (more like bully) gave me a name that I didn't like. In the end I was the one in trouble with the law.
Luckily it was long before Columbine and we still used fists...and steel toed boots.

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jan 5 2005, 11:23 AM)

And to all the Slo-Cals (including Santa Barbara) with my greatest regards

even me?


I was in the ticker for a while. What gives?

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Slits came up with this when i was ragging in him

Maybe it was due to the fact that you were "in" him?

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Jan 5 2005, 01:23 PM)

QUOTE Slits came up with this when i was ragging in him Maybe it was due to the fact that you were "in" him?

lame... typo. look at your keyboard. what vowel is next to I? that would be O

yeah, yeah. Just come out and admit it... we'll still like ya. Hell, we put up with Slits

OK, I confess.......

I told a guy to use condoms with a hole in the end....
I apologize to all of you that were infected....
Twystd1

QUOTE (9146986 @ Jan 5 2005, 11:25 AM)

The strange thing is the "Chopstick Incident" guy has never re-posted to that thread. So the conundrum has added a mystery to the story! Add some sex (straight) and we can send the script to Hollywood. It is possible that sex has already entered the story line, as the guy may have F'd his engine.

Jerry Seinfeld already hit up Hollywood with a script about nothing George couldn't sell it either

.....b

anyway...

i talked to john (opera guy) to see if he had fixed the problem. he has been busy and hasnt had time to fix it

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Jan 5 2005, 12:35 PM)

OK, I confess....... I told a guy to use condoms with a hole in the end.... I apologize to all of you that were infected.... Twystd1

HUH?!?

Hey, I think I see the chopstick!

Ten years ago that was a top Secret, you had to know someone, other than Mike Z photo.
At least thats What I was told then...

Dunno....I miss Hugo's humor....he made me look nermul....

QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 5 2005, 02:08 PM)

Hey, I think I see the chopstick!

Damn Howard--that is some kind of good looking daughter you got there--

Is she taken??????


nanna-na

QUOTE (Root_Werks @ Jan 5 2005, 10:23 AM)

Sorry, I am at work right now. Can't do anything productive.

No shit, you have a government job, too??

--DD
(proudly wasting taxpayer money!! )