and BTW, cant you just ban this guy and be done with it?

Tony,
I'm up in the northern end of the state, but have been known to head south on occasion (although usually just down into ABQ area)
There are a few of us here in NM (Myself, Series9, MadSwede, TrutleGirl, LuckieO, and I'm sure a couple other that I am forgetting.
When you're around, post on here and maybe NM people can meet somewhere

Tony, its name is "abc123", not "abc914" She is not even classy enough for the 914 suffix.

40 is the new black

Heh in England this boy is known as a wanker (chronic masturbator) but he has given me a couple of laughs tonight

I am a little confused, what is soo wrong with chronic masturbating? I mean, unless one is forgoing sex with a partner to be with ones self, where is the harm?

Having to get one's palms waxed on a recurring basis.

doesn't it make you blind or something..

That is rumor only, I can still see and have no hair on my palms. (Palm+s= Group sex)
By the way Peter Parker is a Pecker Puffer.

Yup, totally BS. No palm hair or blindness. As for being ambidextrous, I have never had the patience to switch unless one was incapacitated....why ruin a good thing....I've said too much

Hey abc123,

I think that switching hands would be considered "getting some strange."

I for one am apologising for all my 914 brothers who have posted, what seems to be, a projection of their own hurt. You young man, have struck a chord with a group who is showing compassion, which they lack in their own lives, onto a small, questionably attractive, and unloved car. We are fragile and sensitive. We are seriously devoted to our addiction to these cars. We don't deal well with such reproaches and can resolve this matter with violence if provocked in VIVO! Please, be nice and help us all to return to normalcy. We need a formal apology and you will see that we are a helpfull bunch.

On another note, I to am a Michel Jackson fan.

914s can take a head on collision with a telephone pol;e and snap it in half with no damage to the cockpit! Ask me how I know. I've got a Pinto to trade with your car biotch!

Lets just say we are even and

Looks like hes gone!

Though he may be here cloaked, I feel his presence in the force. Where ya at Hand Solo? Come on out and fight!

Miles has moved to the north???

BTW this thread has envocked some of thew werst, most egriedgious speling I have seen on the bored on kwite some time

wow.... i cannot believe i wasted 20 minutes of my life reading this thread....


next time the kid opens his mouth.... somebody at least get a free blowjob out of it arright?