NATHAN AND BENNY FOR PRESIDENT

Well, she is still cute! Too bad Salem is not really a boy anymore!
We could have made more cute black cats!
We got him from a second chance adoption place too, but we changed his name

Lisa

Great! I'm for them. Better looking and more qualified than any of the others!

Vote for Nathan and Benny!

they found her locked in the attic of an abandoned house.
she had been de-clawed and still managed to survive on mice and critters for a couple of month!

tough little kitty!
Andy

I voted this morning, less than a 5 minute wait. It will probably be a longer wait this evening.

"That's 'Hedley'. ".....................................

Interesting site. But, that is just a projection of how the electoral votes may fall. They have Kerry leading Bush by one electoral vote - 262 to 261. However, you need 270 to win.

Based upon what they are presenting, the deciding state will be New Jersey

Of course, that's before the legal challenges.

More critters

more cats, gotta love the kitty's

Sence this evolved into polyticks and pets...

Replace Rep with Dem if you like...

Awww! Good for her!
I bet she is so happy with your home now!

Lisa

Well, if he signs again for next year, I think we should do a 914 run or something like that!!!
I'll see what I can do about scoring some tickets!

Lisa

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

This is Darth Kitty. We adopted him when I lived in Egypt. Alas, he couldn't come home with me.

-Rusty

Call me crazy, but I voted against Osama's recommendation. Sorry John.

you fell for the oldest trick in the book ...

Osama *NEEDS* Bush to be re-elected,
Andy

Cindarella story, outta nowhere

Duh, read my sig line about following a Bush! I just voted and I had to wait 10 minutes because people couldn't figure out all the referendums and Intiatives. They were even asking the election people had these meant.......Read em before you go dummys.

Geoff

Outsmart Osama, vote for Nathan and Benny!

hahahaha, that's a good one!

Andy

Right... He sure pulled the wool over my eyes. What he really fears is a repeat of the Clinton years. That was absolutely devastating to his cause. I truely hope people out there weigh the candidates and choose the one they believe will do the best job. Not the one that Sean Penn, or Arnold Schwartzenger tells them is best. Choose away!

Yet another look alike black "bad ass" kitty!

Are we hijacking this thread?


Lisa

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I love it!

Lisa

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

we're about 7 pages into the hijack.

Jen

And I think MarkV got into Miles' medicine cabinet.

We watched Blazing Saddles last night, watching Young Frankenstein tonight.

Caddyshack and gin joints next..

Better than the political banter.

Yes I started this MESS

"Thank God for the model trains, if they didn't have model trains, they would have never gotten the idea for the big ones"

NICE KNOCKERS!!!!


Why Thank YOU Doctor.....


You know....I can fix that hump.....

What Hump?

Nice to be back


M

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Ah geez.;......tell me what brain you took.....

It was Abbey something........

You mean ABnormal????


OMY GOD....you got ME REDSHIFT's BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wrote myself in on everything.....

i'm gonna be king of the world!!!!! now bow to me!!!!!

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.

Well this thread has gone to hell-in-a-handbasket.

OH well might as well help it along.

Here's one "kitty" I wouldn't put out for the night.

Yeah....hot looking....but when you sober up and pry the lids open...you realize you just shared fluids with Billy Joe Bob Thorton.....

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga : His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Exactly.

Inga : He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : That goes without saying.

Inga : Voof.

Igor : He's going to be very popular.

I'll take a kilo, 2.2 lbs that is, no mexican dirt weed damnit

I want the good shit

and keep the sticks and bones too!

Well when I landed in Kalifornia
I hardly got to see LA
They shaped us up and called the roll
and off we went on a long patrol
Swappin' lies, swattin' flies,
firing the odd shot here and there

Captain called a halt one night
And we had chow by the pale moon light
A lovely dinner they planned for us
With a taste like a seat on the crosstown bus
Some of the veterans just left theirs layin' in the can
For the Democrats to find
Said it was deadlier than a land mine

Well naturally somebody told a joke
and a couple of fellows began to smoke
I took a whiff as a cloud rolled by
And my nose went up like an infield fly
Captain, he's a blonde fellow, went to Yale looked up at
me and said "What's a matter with you, baby" (you're supposed to
sound very ghetto at this point)

Well I may be crazy, but I think not;
swear to God that I smell pot!
but who'd have pot in Kalifornia?"
he said, "Whaddaya think you been sittin' on?"
these funny little plants....
thousands of them.
good God Almighty!
pastures of plenty!

So we all lit up and by and by
The whole platoon was flying high
With a beautiful smile on the captains face
He smelled like midnight on St. Marks Pl.
Crackin' jokes, cleaning his weapon,
chanting something about Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna

Well the moment came
as it comes to all
That I had to answer nature's call
I was stumbing around in a beautiful haze
When I met a little cat in black pj's
He had a rifle, BF Goodrich sandals,
Looked up at me and said "What's the matter with you, baby"
(sounding just like the captain)

He said we're camping down the pass
And smelled you people blowing grass
And since, by the smell, you're smoking trash
I brought you a taste of a special stash
Straight from Schwartznegars victory garden
We call it SF Gold.

So his squad and my squad settled down
Passed some lovely stuff around
All too soon it was time to go
Captain got on the radio
Said hello headquarters, headquarters
We have met the enemy and they have been smashed.

This blonde is in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, just giving it hell, and another blonde pulls up along side her, and says, "It's bitches like you who give us all a bad name!".

The blonde put down the oars, and said, "You're lucky I can't swim, bitch! I'd get out of this boat, and kick your ass!".



M

Just voted. Took 10 minutes total, including parking the car. No line, and the guys at the table were even polite when I walked in and announced, "I don't know what to do." And I got a sticker at the end!

MarkV is your memormy that good, or have you seen these movies that many times.

Whatever, it's crakin' me up

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


Hit it!

While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...

"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."

So much for stickers

OMFG

I can't even keep up with this

Hey Mer... you sure you weren't at costco or wallmart?

kim.

Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together
I've got some real estate here in my bag
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner's pies
And we walked off to look for America
Cathy I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
Michigan seems like a dream to me now
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America
Laughing on the bus playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said be careful his bowtie is really a camera
Toss me a cigaret I think there's one in the raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenary she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
Cathy I'm lost I said though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America
All come to look for America

My friends wife just got in and out of the voting place as well. No lines.

Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher!

Brilliant!!!