No drugs allowed!

I'll send my Cat after that one.. He got a big one last week then left the tail and head on my sidewalk. I'm thinking about changing his name to killer.

Pat

Bummer......

We let SLITS hang cause it makes Redshift look calm in comparison.....

"Mind if we call you Bruce?"

Shop smart. Shop S mart"

If elected I will not run, if nominated I will not elected.


M

this parrot has ceased to be!

"Now somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

I'm proud to report that Meredith has seen the light. She looked for humor in a dvd and Mel Brooks delivered again!

Mel Brooks and Monty Python... that's the ticket!

"She turned me into a newt!......well, I got better."

I've seen the light! Great movie, that one. Next up, Young Frankenstein and Monty Python. Apparently, I have a lot of catching up to do.

History of the World: Part I (Mel Brooks) and Monty Python's Life of Brian would make a good double feature (Monty Python literally caught "Hell" for that movie )

I see I missed most of the fun after I left work

Thanks guys for lightening everything up.

Oh and Mer you have just received your formal education on all things quotable in the movies.

This weekend is:

1) History of the world Part I

2) Monty Python ; The Holy Grail

3) Blazing Saddles

I think that will have to be it or I won't get anything else done.

Thanks to all of you that voted. If you don't think your vote counts....well look at Ohio.

As soon as I have the time, I swear I'll watch those movies. But right now, I have to go to class, then work, then the grocery store, then help cook Dad's birthday dinner. Today's going to be a tad busy.

Do not miss the Life of Brain... that is so insanely funny.


M

back on topic, kerry conceded

Also back on topic, I am beseeching each and every one of you to refrain from voicing who you voted for, who should have won and who sucks.

The end.

I voted for NADER I HATE YOU ALL

AHHH HA so your the reason why the election turned out the way it did Miles

this is all I have to say

I agree with Mer, I won't say who we voted for, but the election process always amazes me. I think Kerry is wise to not fight and drag this out. But doesn't it take a few weeks to get all the absentee ballots counted?

I think at this point even if the majority of the absentee ballots were for Kerry, he still wouldn't win.

For the non-winners:

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...____ you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

"Snake Plisken... I thought you were dead."

Bartender, bring two of what he's having

Unsafe at ANY SPEED!


M

Miles drives an Otto's Corvair.....................................................

Hi,
Just a quick note to thank you all for a wild and fun rollercoaster of a thread for the last day and a half. Amid all the consternation over voting, politics and such, it was a relief to check in here and be amazed at the mix of thoughts, observations and humor each of you posted.

Several times our receptionist wondered about the laughter coming from my office. It was nothing I could explain to her.

The creativity of this group is contagious.

I had Fun! May the Schwartz be with you.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine:

I too had Fun


DARK HELMET

For those election nite blues.............................................


Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!" "Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best." "Who made that man a gunner?" "I did, Sir,he's my cousin." "Who's he?" "He's an Asshole sir" "I know that. What's his name?" "That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole" "And his cousin?" "He's an asshole too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip Asshole." "How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?" "YO!" "I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!" CHINK! "Keep firing Assholes!"

my god he's right


RALPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......and don't forget the herpes!





M

Transylvania 6-5000 another not to be missed.

Just when I thought it was safe... this thread picks up again! The thread that won't die! I'm sitting here watching Jake reassemble a Type IV motor. Nice guy, that Jake, but his video is not nearly as entertaining as any of the movies mentioned above! I haven't laughed even once!