Now that I think about it...

I haven't had this much fun in a long time on this board!

I think I'll watch Blazing Saddles tonight instead of watching the news to see if the world will end tomorrow.

what about all the "right wing" rhetoric in this thread ???

i thought we were in a democracy ...
Andy

PS: and i'm glad you're mature enough not to point out your political preference, as you stated in your other post ...

Hey... I never claimed to be mature
I really tried not to show my preferences... but when others didn't hesitate to, why stay behind

I just voted. 10 minutes to get in and 15 to read all the prop info, DONE.

Vasn't zhis hijacked long ago?

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.


You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

Hold it. The next man makes a move, the afro-american gets it...Drop it! For I swear, I'll blow this afro-american's head all over this town. Oh Lordy-lord, he's desperate. Do what he say. Do what he say.

We, the white, god-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state.

I agree with Howard Johnson

If I start watching movies as soon as I get home, I might be done watching all the movies that have been quoted at about the same time the election gets decided. That's IF it gets decided tonight. It's a good thing I don't mind watching them multiple times!

damn near lost a four hundred dollar hand car!

Now come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Go on. How 'bout "a good ole work song?

Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. (To the audience) But where would I find such a man? (gesturing) Why am I asking you?

Oh, Boyyys..
That's you admins. Can we please have humor and pet threads nailed. It's getting tiring using our best stuff just to break up the nasties..

Everyone: Randolph Scott?

Everyone (sings): RANDOLPH SCOTT!



M

Qualifications?

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

You said rape twice.

(gleefully) I like rape.

Charming. Sign right here.

Mount up, men! We'll head 'em off at the pass.

'Head them off at the pass?' I hate that cliche. (He fires his pistol into Taggart's left foot)

Ilsa : I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick : Was La Belle Aurore.
Ilsa : How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick : Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa : No.
Rick : I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to. No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it! No, no, leave me alone! No, kiss me! No! Stop! Yes, yes! Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again!

The white zone is for loading and unloading of pasengers only :finger2:

What's the avatar Sean, they trying to get your car finished for the '08 run?

=o0


m

Great....I post an avatar with a vague reference to this scene and all the gun nuts give me shit.....

The planet Spaceball has run out of air and have very little time left. Under the command of President Skroob and the evil Dark Helmet, they set out to break through the atmospheric shield of nearby Druidia and rob their air.

Their plan is to kidnap the Druidia princess Vespa and use her to get the code to release the shield. However, before Helmet can kidnap her, she is rescued by Lone Starr – who has taken the job to get enough money to pay off the ruthless Pizza the Hutt.

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

Pat Robertson:"Now stay with me on this one folks. Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker, which is the favored ship of the Huts, and she has trapped our new CBC ship in a, uh, postronic tractor beam. So we're going to need an ionic tractor disruptor. Not a regular ionic tractor disruptor, but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to help spread the word of Jesus. [mutters] I look like a fuckin idiot up here."

-"Your Cuffs Your Cuffs I Don't Like Your Cuffs. A Man's Cuff's Should Be Even With The Tip Of His PeePee, Your's Are All The Way Down To Your Balls!"
"At Least I Have Mine."
"Bitch."

The show has been cancelled...but the adventure is just beginning.

We did our part. For the good, bad , or indifferent.. only time will tell.

I'd like to give a shout out to MarkV for being the most consistent anti-political, pro-Blazing Saddles poster ever. Congratulations!

I think I'll run out and rent "Blazing Saddles" now. Hey Dad, busy tonight?

Mer

It's twue, It's twue!

It's his avatar that absa lute lee kills m e.


M

Holy crap! I do some work for a while and look at what you've done to this thread!

Ok, that's it:

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This thread is closed.


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M

"With 10% of the precincts reporting, Nathan and Benny are leading in electoral and popular votes", Dan Rather.

(Kim: fixed it)

Carl: If you'd've said 'dan rather', we'd've believed you.

Mer: I've got it -- time for a puppy for you!

kim.

Damnit! I closed this thread! Respect me! Look at my evilness!

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You think I won't use my tremendous powers of.. nevermind my secret tremendous powers... you'd just be well off turning around, right now, and posting to another thread.

Please, don't make me angry.... you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.



M

Your mother and I have clearly been deficient in your education. We've failed to expose you to the more subtle, the delicate, the fine parts of American humor. Such exquisite delivery of timing and taste and you've yet to experience it. Poor dear.

Better go get it. I'd hate to spend the entire evening with nothing to do but wait for Nathan and Benny's victory party.

You are so strange.

In other news, my fantasy football team, the Mademoiselles, is in first place again!

Mer

An Arkansas bulletin board....

Withhold "Blazing Saddles", don't take me to Disneyland, anything else you want to do to ruin my life?!

If you all don't start conforming, my plan may take longer than I had first thought.





M

meredith, you HAVE to have seen monty python right?

if not, your parents are guilty pf child abuse

No Monty Python, either. Should I call child services?

BUT, I just got back from Blockbuster. Blazing Saddles is showing tonight at the Cilker household! Woohoo!

Mer

Have you been mostly dead all day?

You are indeed deprived. So tomorrow night you need to watch Monty Python's Holy Grail and the next night it's The Princess Bride.

It's only a silly little rabbit.....