Well, I just want to know if this is the same car that this guy peppered the board with Q's on in 2009, and most importantly, if he could get his aveo from NV to LA why he didn't just pull off a miraculous engine transplant placing the aveo motor in the 914 with the help of the one kid who is OK, and why Jessica the brilliant sculptor who doesn't drive has only one dream in life to drive as her only car a vehicle with room for one passenger though she has a 4 person family with the most generous and helpful houseguest that Louisiana could cough up....... Wait, I know, maybe the car he claimed was his in 2009 was really hers and he is trying to steal if from her, but wait he is a super generous guy who will bend over backwards to get other people to donate time labor and parts.......... Its so simple........

I really think I can sum up what is happening here in 4 words.... Too Much Medical Marijuana

This is just way too funny. Best part is this guy is so delusional, he didn't even try to change his profile name.

One of the things I REALLY like about this forum is the people are awesome, and the need for ham fisted moderation is rare. It is this atmosphere that has allowed this troll to continue this.... This is classic. THANKS for the laughs!

Yes I'm afraid you are all being punked.

Good call.

Ignore

Done.

That escalated quickly. Time to move on.

So, no crawfish and moonshine?

...and please don't blame medical marijuana. Cali is likely to vote on legal recreational marijuana in 2016 and we can't have this thread as evidence for why that is a bad idea if we all plan to be smoking free like Colorado and Washington.

So that's a no on the flying monkeys then?

Write a letter to Jay Leno. If anyone can get you flying monkeys, it's him.

Thanks for the tip.

I am wondering if dANNY moved to CA.

Déjà Vu

who is the guy we used to ban every couple of days?

send the car to crusty....he has plenty of time on his hands...

Funny to see the op accuse people of being.......delusional.

There's plenty of shit flying here, just not monkeys,......yet.

To get back on.topic, I'm going with herring and a nice dark beer even though it's a horrible pairing, it's jay Lenos favorite.

About the pending prizes, I hope I'm in the running since I called BS first,pages ago.

BTW , skull fuchings are no prize last I checked.

That depends.,

Well, the spelling is too accurate to by crystal meth or crack or alcohol.......

We need to rename this thread the herpes thread - it just keeps coming back!

Have to say it is some of the best humor I've had in a while.

On a serious note I hope nobody actually believes this guy. Unfortunately he gives those who are truly needy a bad name.

Guess that means no on the oysters, crabs, and beer also? My bags and toolbox were packed.

I don't make it down to N.O. to often but if you can get the car up here to my shop, I would be in for fixing you up. No moonshine for me though.

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature 914World, and I won't have it!!!

I can't imagine why this guy would be "underemployed"...

To help end this thread, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden are idiots.

LMAO

You forgot Obummer.

Please dont use that photo again, it's copy writed as I invented both bananas and pants

Click to view attachment

You want to end this .....here go's
GOD IS NOT DEAD!

Best....Thread....EVER!!!

Thank you!!!!

Anybody know a guy by the name of Tuco Salamanca???

Isn't he the third worst mechanic in California behind Slits and the other guy?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For the guy who mentioned in an earlier thread that I was a car guy, he was right. During that period of time from 2009 and 2010, it's true, I was attempting to fix the Porsche 914 on my own. If you do some research, you can read the questions I was posing about the Fuel Injection and other items. All this work was done in Highland Park where I was living alone.

What everybody didn't know, was while attempting to fix the 914, I was also working on my own personal project. A 1989 Alfa Romeo Milano.

I spent about a year creating a body kit for that car. I was experimenting with wood, insulation foam and plaster.

Unfortunately, before I was able to finish it, the owner of the home required that I move. I lost my work space and never was able to finish the body kit.

What I did finish was rough, but the image attached will give you a great example of a potentially hot body kit for the Alfa Romeo.

Here is the image:

Speaking of... Biden had another gaffe. He says "Neil Smith" instead of "Nick Tchalakian".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y

I see a big market for those kits. Forget about the 1,000....no 1,500 you were going to spend on the 914 and start "tool"ing up on this project. (pun intended)

Never afraid to fail!!!!

Thanks Bruce!!!!

A few more iterations of the Alfa Romeo Milano body kit I created during 2009-2010:

It all got started with a wooden frame for the front bumper and evolved beyond that:

Timeless Design:

My personal all time favorite Porsche. Simply Genius!!!!!

YES I AM VERY MUCH A CAR GUY:

Ferdinand Porsche right???

Tennis Anyone?

1969 September 19, Ferry's 60th birthday present is a silver 914/8 3.0 (prototype chassis no. 914006). In addition to Ferdinand Anton Ernst "Ferry" Porsche, Head of development, Ferdinand Piëch, can be seen on the photo with paper file in his hand.

Hmmmm what could this be?

My second favorite Porsche:

Uh, WOW!!!