450

fifty post to go to keep slits happy




edit: silly me i forgot Jeff's original post counts

49 to go...

48 to go...

47 bottles of beer down my throat 47 bottles of beer

where do i start counting until i reach post whore status?

Quoting yourself is cheating, NO POST FOR YOU!

for you -5000

at least edit my post for the count down

You blew past whore status a while back. You are now reverting back to pre-whore status and must start whoring yourself again in order to become a pre-post whore

500-462= 38

MIRACLE WHIP DRESSING DRESSING

Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGGS YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.



mmmmmm Sounds yummy, Love the Potassium Sorbate and that Modified Food Starch is to Die for.



Amount Per Serving

Calories 40 Calories from Fat 30

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 3.5g 5 %

Saturated Fat 0.5g 3 %

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 5mg 2 %

Sodium 125mg 5 %

Total Carbohydrate 2g 1 %

Dietary Fiber 0g 0 %

Sugars 2g

Protein 0g

Vitamin A 0 %
Calcium 0 %

Vitamin C 0 %
Iron Oxyde 0 % How could you eat something with no rust in it?

It's 3:34 EST on November 2, 2006 and


MW STILL SUCKS

THE EAST COAST SUCKS

No No, you dip your rust flakes in the stuff bro.

Oui, oui, Vive la mayonaise!

Mayo:
1 cup of vegetable oil
4 eggs

Whip at high speed until white and.............nuclear! Homer says, "MMMMMmmmm nuclear."

When did suck become a bad word? I can think of more pleasant uses for it than bad ones.

Vacs
Whores
Removal of purulent fluid from an abscessed kidney
Octopus

They've been blameing it on gravity starting with Sir Issac Newton, its not gravity

The Earth Sucks.

I just farted... and it came with a surprise....

gotta run!

Qarl, You need to be more careful next time.

Maybe the surprise was one of those wizzer rings or a potted plant, a winabego

or a miners lamp or maybe it was............

This is todays post to this thread.

Is this the right place for this link? NSFW? MBSFW

Obviously one of those Mayo masticators ..... see what it does to ya!

Miracle Whip & A-1, the condiments of discerning intelligent individuals.







I sure am glad you didn't belch Qarl ....... mighta tasted a little shitty!

I can't believe this topic is still going. I am quite proud of myself for turning it on its head with my blue cheese banter. sweeeeeet....

I don't care if you do own a Bugeye , it blew cheese or bleu, not BLUE



Damn eastcoasters anyway

BLEW CHEESE

Wheww... Thank God I don't live on the EAST Coast right Slits.


'Cause last time I checked Ohio was in the MID-WEST

You're east of the Big Muddy and north of the Mason Dixon line ..... ya damn carpetbagger. Up the Jihad!

If you miss the page Im on, you will know that I am gone
You can hear the Mayonnaise blow a hundred posts,
A hundred posts, a hundred posts, a hundred posts, a hundred posts,
You can hear the blew cheese blow a hundred posts.

Lord Im one, lord Im two, lord Im three, lord Im four,
Lord Im 500 posts from postwhoredom.
500 posts, 500 posts, 500 posts, 500 posts,
Lord Im five hundred posts from postwhoredom.

Not a gig in my 'puter, not a shiftkey on my board
Lord I cant go posting this a-way
This a-away, this a-way, this a-way, this a-way,
Lord I cant go posting this a-way.

If you miss the page Im on you will know that I am gone
You can hear the Mayo/Blew Cheese blow a hundred posts.

Ranch is just bleu cheeze post vasectomy

Damn Evil that is the problem with Doctors....no imagination.

............................................15 to go........................................

That map sure gets around .... looks like it's stained with Mayo and Blew Cheese.

OK, I'm back. What did I miss?

Your Pants.

Uncle Howie tell us of the quality of the Blue Cheese in Espana

How was the Mayo overseas

As for MW.... I'm sure they don't even allow it in the country over yonder.

Awsome!!! I hear guitar to that mister

The US is the only civilized(?) country where MW is treated as a food item.

The rest of the world considers it a laxative....for both ends.

However, we are the only country which does not eat bugs for protein?

I eat bugs all the time. Excellent protien. Summer is great for locusts too

By choice?

are you sure it isn't mana? or would that be Bee shit?

....b

isnt it locust sheddings?

or its energy for casting spells...

depends on the application I suppose.

Croc Dundee voice:

You can eat it, it just tastes like shit.

Maybe MW would help?

499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499 499

500