It's interesting how there's a new one that pops up every six months or so...just can't help themselves.

Just when you think it's goin' deep six, all that oil in the Mayo brings it to the surface.

It's amazing how many many of these quotes are just plain nonsense. Seems you guys just want to post for no reason at all. Not me, I would never think of it

Wrong Jon .... this is the only thread on this board that ever made any sense. It's real life .... utter and complete boredom interspaced with sporadic moments of absolute brilliance.

Eric Read. Present and accounted for...

Next....

Soooooo, what's yer point??? Are you smart or somethin???

what is the biggest tire i can put on my 914?

do i have to modify my narrow body car to run them?

my carb linkage came without a cable bracket. show me what you're running.

33x12.5x15

Yes, you will need a 12 inch lift.

I don't have an engine in my car, I realised pushing the thing gave me better fuel economy. The motor and transmission were just dead weight. the throttle cable is now what I use to pull the car with. Would you like a picture of my gloves? must always where the gloves.

There is no point .... I deal strictly with pointlessness .... I ain't smart, the rest of you are .... uhhhhh .... I've never had lead in my pencil, but I gots plenty of erasers. Is there a tech forum where I can get instructions on how to use erasers? I am eraser challenged.

points...some people, like cars, have them.

comics borrowed from http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

utter and complete boredom interspaced with sporadic moments of absolute brilliance.






Our absolute brilliance:

Please accept my sincerest apologies as I have not had time to respond to this thread. I have been so busy responding to every other thread that I nearly didn't get time for this one...

Well technically it is Friday soooooo

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When every thing is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Sonic's going to OK city?


ooooops'

Yup

Nope!!!

Post Whoreage Abound!

Can I get the social fabric in the 1975-76 Orange plaid inserts for my group appearance car?

I gonna go play some whack fook

...b

Wow, I check in here for the first time in a couple/few months and this post is on page 1. Ahh, memories.

Mammaries are really great ..... Coat 'em with Miracle Whip and you got something really special. Coat 'em with Mayo and they sag.

Now that's what I call a Miracle!

Yup .... they're called stains.

I once had a dog named Stains.

Just who in the hell is this Jeff guy anyways??

And what is a post whore??


KP

Jeff is short for Jefferson. He moved on up to the East Side.

A Post Whore answers perfectly formulated questions with utter nonsense thereby insuring that the World will continue turning page after page after page after page. They used to spend their time in a public shitter writing on the walls before the internet and BBSs.

They don't wipe!

They usually say that someone doesn't wipe or some nonsensical just to take up space....usually from Riverslime as well....

Oh dear, this thread is back from the grave again!

We must drain it, dismember it, grind it into chum, deep fry it, eat it, poop it into the Meriana trech, dive to the floor and then bury it 18 feet in the sand, resurface and sink a destroyer on top of it, then place an oil drilling rig on top of that. This thread must NEVER see page one again !!!

Chuck E Cheeze frowns on that. Don't ask...........

I'm killing this thread with kindness (and putting off writing a paper...)

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Cosbys Mark Twain award show was great. He's one of the all time bestest

stopit

Carlin's Twain award show was a good time... but not nearly as funny as Carlin himself.

Also put a BULLDOZZER on top of the pile.

Zach

it will never die .... I don't care how deep you bury it .... the Miracle Whip will rise to the surface and once again be King of the Condiments.

I once knew this woman who had a miracle whip, but that's a story for another thread.

Long live this thread .................

A woman who made miracle whip huh? I saw a video the other day about a woman that made ass milk. But women making miracle whip is still uncharted grounds for me. (assmilk pictures omitted due to fear of banniation....)

Cats and ass milk porn eh ???

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

5.3 cords a day, unless it is groundhogs day. Wodchucks like to hit the bars and bitch about how they don't have their own day. It's a fierce rivalry that often ends in bloodshed. Not much wood gets chucked on that day.

That was good!

I got on the elevator and, the only other person was a young lady. She smiles at me and says, "T-G-I-F." I smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, "T-G-I-F." I acknowledged her remark once more by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, "T-G-I-F,... ...Thank Goodness It's Friday.....get it?" I answered back, "S-H-I-T....Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!"