As my Italian forbears would say................ SHEET SOMMA A BEECH
I have a local machine shop, two man shop, been in the same location since they built the place 43 years ago. And it looks it.......... Old School everywhere, the kind of place you just want to hang out in..... They do impeccable work.... Meticulous, to the point of obsession, literally had to look up my engine in a book to see and visualize what it was.......... etc, bet they'd get along great with Jake (sorry bud
) The More I tried to say 'look, I just need you to cut it to this length, then press this end on, the more in-depth and demanding he was.......... He called me over the weekend after he did his first one, left a 5 minute voice mail because he couldn't get it to a 50 thousands of an inch.......... I kid you not..... I had to cut him off and ask "Is 50 thousanths .0005 of an inch????" He says yes. I say "I think that's fine. He wants to be precise............ So I muster all my 'respect your elder military discipline' and a chuckle, knowing that they will be exact at least.
So I get a call today, he is done, come pick them up.............. After the 5 minute tail of what he did, how he did it, how much pressure he had to use to press the ends in after the cut............... He says "I spent 8 hours doing them, and $80 an hour, but your military so I'll charge you for 6 hours................ (SILENCE FROM ME) "Hello, sir? hello??
ME KEEPING CALM...... "Yeah, I'm not sure I heard you right, did you say 8 hours??" Yes, but I'll only charge you for 6, and remember, I only take cash........... ME " So one hour per rod?????????" He senses my frustration, and makes no apology, "hey. I'm only charging you for 6, and I wanted to get them right for you, and they are perfect........"
ME "OK, I'll be by, need to warm up the printing press, make sure my plates are precise when they print the bills..... " He doesn't appreciate my humor.... I tell him that my humor is far preferable to the alternative and that I think 6 hours is unreasonable. I'll be by with $200. Take it or keep the parts.......
He tells me to
but takes the $200 and gives me the rods. I dont even want to look at them...........
Am I crazy to assume 2-3 hours MAX for this job?
I figured 30 minutes to set up the lathe/jig to cut, an hour to cut and debur the edges, check measurements/file as needed and MAYBE another hour to press the new fitting on the cut end???
I maintained my cool, but barely...........
OK, its not the weekend, but I need
............ eh make that a Tullemore Dew neat please....