Nope. Real legs.
Full Version: Not just another 914 Calendar...
| QUOTE (Howard @ Nov 14 2005, 04:07 PM) |
| Back from photo shoot. Will forward to Roger as soon as we figure out which one(s) to use. Had a number of people follow us to the location... don't know why. |
ummm......a little too CSI looking for me
Speaking of CSI did all you guys hear that they found 5 guys floating in the water near New Orleans last week, all wearing identical red evening jackets...CSI did there thing and tracked tidal flows, salinity, temperature, and what ever else they check and they concluded that they went into the water under the boardwalk, down by the sea, and they were Drifters..... 
HA HAA!
HA HAA!
| QUOTE (Howard @ Nov 14 2005, 08:55 PM) |
| Nope. Real legs. |
Nice! Anything on the other end of those legs?
| QUOTE (scruz914 @ Nov 14 2005, 09:02 PM) | ||
Nice! Anything on the other end of those legs? |
You'd better believe it.....
| QUOTE (jimtab @ Nov 14 2005, 08:18 PM) |
| Speaking of CSI did all you guys hear that they found 5 guys floating in the water near New Orleans last week, all wearing identical red evening jackets...CSI did there thing and tracked tidal flows, salinity, emperature, and what ever else they check and they concluded that they went into the water under the boardwald, down by the sea, and they were Drifters..... HA HAA! |
| QUOTE (jimtab @ Nov 14 2005, 10:31 PM) | ||||
You'd better believe it..... |
. . . could those legs attached to pointe shoes belong to our own Mrs. K?
| QUOTE (type47fan @ Nov 15 2005, 12:00 AM) | ||||||
. . . could those legs attached to pointe shoes belong to our own Mrs. K? |
WOW,
I just received a dozen or so pics from Howard. Mrs. K and Howards photo shoot must have been a blast.
The pics are great and i'm sure wishin' I was there... =-))))
Big thanks to Howard and Mrs. K.
Also received several from Shelby and, of course, they look great too. 
Too much fun.
I just received a dozen or so pics from Howard. Mrs. K and Howards photo shoot must have been a blast.
The pics are great and i'm sure wishin' I was there... =-))))
Big thanks to Howard and Mrs. K.
Also received several from Shelby and, of course, they look great too.
Too much fun.
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Harrumph!
| QUOTE (Howard @ Nov 15 2005, 09:24 AM) |
| Work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Harrumph! |
Hello boys! I'll see you later 
| QUOTE (Ferg @ Nov 15 2005, 09:56 AM) | ||
Hello boys! I'll see you later |
Hey, that guy didn't give me Harrumph......
| QUOTE (jimtab @ Nov 15 2005, 11:21 AM) | ||||
Hey, that guy didn't give me Harrumph...... |
it's reassuring to know that there is a strong Monte Python support contingency here.
"It's good to be the King". My favorite quote of the movie.
Mel Brooks
Blazing Saddles
"Oh Booyss, looky what I've got here!!"
"Hey y'all, where the white wimmen at?"
Huge Cleavon Little fan.
Blazing Saddles
"Oh Booyss, looky what I've got here!!"
"Hey y'all, where the white wimmen at?"
Huge Cleavon Little fan.
More beans please!
...."Someone go back and get us a shit load of dimes"......
One I had missed for years...
'This Laurel and Hearty (Hardy?) Welcome to the new Sheriff'
And the perennial favorite,
'OK, but we won't take the Irish'
'This Laurel and Hearty (Hardy?) Welcome to the new Sheriff'
And the perennial favorite,
'OK, but we won't take the Irish'
Mongo
| QUOTE (rogergrubb @ Nov 15 2005, 10:38 AM) | ||||||
it's reassuring to know that there is a strong Monte Python support contingency here. "It's good to be the King". My favorite quote of the movie. |
Watch your ass!!!
Look at my
Steady as a rock,
Ya but this is the hand I shoot with...
How bout some more beans Mt Taggert?
I think you boys have had enough.
Land snatch, mmmsee snatch....
One of the best movies ever made....
Damn, they said you was hung...
And they was right....!
OOOOH...he is too much man for you....
Are you in show business? No maam. Then get your friggin feet off the stage.
Let's face it everything from the waist down is kaput!
God I love that movie, think I'll watch it now....bye bye
And they was right....!
OOOOH...he is too much man for you....
Are you in show business? No maam. Then get your friggin feet off the stage.
Let's face it everything from the waist down is kaput!
God I love that movie, think I'll watch it now....bye bye
I would like to see some ladies pose with the 914, In classy evening dress, and let the club members pick the best 12 and then make a calender from them!! I am still trying to get my wife to pose with the car, After all I like a little T and A the same as the next guy but, the 914 is a classy car that has already lasted 30 years, I would buy a classy calendar with ladies in evening dress!! 
That way I could put it up anywhere and show off the 914.
That way I could put it up anywhere and show off the 914.
| QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Nov 15 2005, 07:18 PM) |
| Mongo |
Mongo NOT gay!
must have been one of the movies i havent seen yet.....
No Gay. Mongo like Mrs. K
WOW!
New rule when a 914 girl passes a 914 on the road I say flash the driver.
New rule when a 914 girl passes a 914 on the road I say flash the driver.
| QUOTE (Leo Imperial @ Nov 15 2005, 08:53 PM) |
| WOW! New rule when a 914 girl passes a 914 on the road I say flash the driver. |
Oh yeah, much better than turn signals or fog lights.....HIGH BEAMS......
Hola! I am Tony's (TonyAKAVW) wife. I would like to know when the deadline is for submitting pictures for the calendar.
Jes
I would like to know when the deadline is for submitting pictures for the calendar.Jes
i gotta get a calendar now
| QUOTE (rogergrubb @ Nov 15 2005, 08:45 PM) |
| No Gay. Mongo like Mrs. K |
Whoa! COOL...... 914 stickers rock!!!!
Sorry what was the question?
Hi Jes and welcome to the Garage. Its good to see you post.
:PERMAGRIN: Joe
:PERMAGRIN: Joe
| QUOTE (Jes @ Nov 16 2005, 12:36 AM) |
| Hola! I am Tony's (TonyAKAVW) wife. I would like to know when the deadline is for submitting pictures for the calendar. Jes |
Hi Jes....Welcome!
Here is a quote from an email I got from Roger....
"My time frame is going to be by the end of November or early December. Stocking stuffers!"
Roger =-)
But I think he said that since he is the one doing the calendar he can start on any month he wants....so I think you have plenty of time
Lisa
| QUOTE (rogergrubb @ Nov 15 2005, 10:38 AM) |
| [QUOTE=jimtab,Nov 15 2005, 11:21 AM] it's reassuring to know that there is a strong Monte Python support contingency here. "It's good to be the King". My favorite quote of the movie. |
That's not a Monty Python movie quote 
Try Mel Brooks, in History of the World, Part I
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Comicus: Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace!
King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king!
Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
Plumbing Salesman: Pipe the shit out of your house!
Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR!
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Comicus: Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace!
King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king!
Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
Plumbing Salesman: Pipe the shit out of your house!
Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR!
"The Sherrif is a N....(BONG)....er"
What did he say?
He said the sherrif is near.
"No, rattin, tattin, %#@!*&^#!~,The sherrif is a N....(BONG)....er!"
What did he say?
He said the sherrif is near.
"No, rattin, tattin, %#@!*&^#!~,The sherrif is a N....(BONG)....er!"
Mongo only pawn... in game of life
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: [as Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban...
Ahh, Mel Brooks... We'd be lost without you!!
-Josh2
Igor: [as Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban...
Ahh, Mel Brooks... We'd be lost without you!!
-Josh2
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Nov 16 2005, 09:36 AM) |
| Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. Dole Office Clerk: What? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist! Comicus: Hmmmmmm... Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week? Comicus: No. Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week? Comicus: Yes! Comicus: Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace! King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king! Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting. King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice! Plumbing Salesman: Pipe the shit out of your house! Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote? Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR! |
Count DeMonay.....don't be saucy with me Bernaise....
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Nov 16 2005, 09:52 AM) |
| Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance? |
Epifany! Now I know why I'm here.
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Nov 16 2005, 09:52 AM) |
| Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance? |
I wish I'd said that....
King Louis- "Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!"
comicus - "But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."
Roger, please wait for me! I'll hopefully have a digicam by tomorrow evening, and can have the car washed by this weekend.
Jen
Jen
| QUOTE (Howard @ Nov 16 2005, 09:59 AM) | ||
Epifany! Now I know why I'm here. |
To have electrodes attached to your nipples?
Andrew
Jenny, you washing the car pics would be even better.
Cars, girls, wet t-shirts, soap, what could be wrong? I vote car washing pics......
| QUOTE (jimtab @ Nov 16 2005, 09:59 AM) |
| Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR! [/QUOTE] Count DeMonay.....don't be saucy with me Bernaise.... |
Bernaise - I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A mans cuffs should be even with the tip of his weewee, Yours are all the way down to your balls...
More...
THE SPANISH ENQUISITION, what a show
I was sitten flicken chickens,
and I'm lookin through the pickins
and suddenly these guards break down the door.
I didn't even know them,
and the grabbed me by the scrodum
and the started playing ping pong with my balls.
Oh the agony, Oh the shame
to make my privites public for a game!
I was sitting in a temple,
I was minding my own business,
listening to a lovely hebrew man.
When these papers persons plung in,
and they throw me in a dungon,
and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
and not a tube of preperation H in sight
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