Hmmmmmmmm some serious Shea-bashing going on here. Time to call on the "Avenging Angels". Ya'll are coming to my neck of the woods you know...
Re. Gint: All I wanted was a little "peck" on Billy-Goat's gruff.
Re. Barfing: I didn't barf. I wish I had... but I didn't. I only had two drinks. Joe Sharp slipped me a mickey (because Joe O. wanted in my pants).
Re. Vanessa: She said she's not coming if Waide is coming. Made her too uncomfortable.
Re. Slits: I'm not coming if he's coming. Makes me too uncomfortable.
Re. Door Prises and Brian's wuss form letter: No calipers unless:
a ) You guys stop teasing me about my salmon shirt.
b ) Brant gives me one of his "Fabulous" backrubs again!
Now knock it off!