ROFL! it will look good on howard hahahahaha

AAron: From every thing that I've heard, you should have no problem waring Hot Pink. Personaly I find salmon drab.
:PERMAGRIN: Joe

it does look good on me...

not mikeZ in latex good tho

Make it the prize for the WINNER! I want that shirt!

Fair enough.
Winners Choice - they can keep the Pink Shirt or make the other guy wear it.

Ok stupid question, but winner of what?
The 40 & Under vs the Old and senile?

For the one whose jack stand escapee craps out first.....

History: Aaron was shooting off his mouth and challenged Howard to a young vs. old contest of some sort. Slitz got involved and it quickly deteriorated to talk of Tequila and Livestock. I stepped up and proposed an *offical* team event for Friday after the BBQ in Moab. Both Howard and Aaron have agreed to the Competition.

The Pentathlon:
Aaron and Howard are the Team Captains.
Each will pick 4 additional team members.
This is a Youth vs. Maturity challenge.
(the age break is undecided. 40? 45? 50?)
Each team must have at least 1 female.
Drinking between rounds is required.
(1 oz. Cazadores = 6 oz. Wine = 12 oz. Beer)
Each Captain is responsible for naming the other team.
The earliest VIN of the team car used in the 1st event will determine who goes 1st. The trailing team will have choice in all remaining events.


The Contest:
1.) Pit Crew - Tire Change: A team member will start at the line and drive a 914 into the 'pits'. The other 4 team members will remove 1 tire, spin it and replace it. (Either style of STOCK 914 jack may be used.) (NO Air Tools allowed.) The time will be recorded when the 914 is driven (not pushed) across the finish line. This event is worth 5 points. (either 4 or 5 lug is OK)
2.) Targa Top Race: There will be 2 pairs of 2 members from each team in this contest. They start seated in a 914. On 'GO' they remove the targa top (yes, latched and in place) and they must stow it in the trunk. Time ends when the rear trunk is closed and latched and both people are back in their seats with both doors closed. 3 points 1st place, 2 points 2nd place, 1 point 3rd place, -2 points for last place.
3.) Card Shark: We play 'High - Low'. We alternate member from each team in rotation. If you guess wrong - you are out. If the card is a match - you have to take a penalty drink or you are out. Ace can be high or low, as needed. Game over when all of one team has been eliminated. 3 points for winning team + 1 point for each member remaining.
4.) Jack Stand Stand: Each person will take their turn trying to stand on a jack stand on one foot for the longest time. Members from each team will alternate in their attempts. 3 points for longest individual time. 3 points for highest team total time.
5.) Toss Your Cookies: Each team will alternate tossing cookies at a target. (baseball/basketball style) Each team will rotate through their line up 3 times. (15 total throws) >50% of a cookie must remain in/on the target to 'Score'. 1 point for each cookie score.
Highest Team Total Wins!

That should about cover it.
***The above (along with Marquis of Queensbury) shall be considered the *official* Rules for the Contest. Any proposed modification, amendments, changes, clarifications or protest must be received before I leave for Mesquite.

my $$$ is on lisa's team

The odds go down if Aaron gives you the special $20 greeting from Waide before the contest.

Shhhhhhhh!

since when is telling it how it is.... "shooting off"?

forget about her her team, my money is on lisa!

Andy

I like the pink shirt.

car's at my house, come over this weekend.
Ferg

Nooooooooooooo

One week from today..... How long do you think it will take Howard and Slits before they llo like this???

Trick question?

'Throw a NARP shirt on him and it would be hard to tell them apart. Just kiddin Howard.

I was just watching the news, seeing there is a hurricane off the western coast of Mexico. I hope this storm moves west and out to sea and it doesn't move inland and then north, if that is the case if could affect the weather for the RRC....

shhhh


forecast:
Sat
Sep 23 Mostly Sunny
78°/49° 20%
78°F

Sun
Sep 24 Sunny
80°/51° 10%
80°F

a balmy 80 outside....

ben, you gonna be ok with it being so cold?

Looks a little bit chilli at night. Guess I will have to bring a titicover sweater after all.

You'll be fine in a T shirt.

As a matter of fact, it is 65' inside now and I am freezing, just put on a sweatshirt...

Might be an adverse effect of the STRESS the Broncos put me through with that so-so performance. At least we pulled it out.

I might just have to bring a parka to Moab.

Parka!? What's that?
Isn't that thoses BIG coats, the Californy people will be wearing,when they come to Rocky Mountains?

I can't wait to see Toast, "Sweater"

down boy

Utah weather REPORT:

Weatherman says the weather for this weekends event will be wonderful,,, clear skys temps in the 80's to low 90's..... Updates to follow.....

Sounds good. Looks like we've got a front coming through here on Friday, hopefully it will have moved thru Utah by then.

man this is gonna be fun!

I just received an email from a COlorado 914 owner (who is not a member here) that he will be joining us. I think that gives us 13 914's driving in from Colorado.

? who

Ferg

laurence budd

-1 for the CA Contingent ...... The Brown Turd is not gonna make the trip ...... 270 oil temps says it stays at home.

-1 914, maybe. You're still coming.

Ride with toasty, she may find Moab that way.

Mummsey occupies that seat .........

Oh Reeeeeeally!? Mother and daughter!

kevin,
you really have been working too much.

Possible +1

Hershal

(If you have ever been to a G&R swap meet, you know who Hershal is)

Or......... we can just start another "Caravan" thread

See?....914/6s need oil coolers.....I'm not the only moron.....not going.....

Would you guys stop lobbing softballs. I had to muster all my strength not to hit that outta the park.

Why don't you two morons rent a car or drive your goofy ass taildragger??? Like we care what car you're driving...

SLITs and farts in an enclosed space......yummy.....
























































Not to mention, I have the High School Footbal "game of the week" to officiate....

Plus I hear GoatBoy is coming....we can't be in the same room as we both know he doesn't exist.....

Work hard, PLAY HARDER!
I'm going to moab to PARTY!
It's all good.

Countdown to Moab...

T Minus 3 days 15 hours 10 minutes...

Get those 914s ready!

3 days!!!!!! (Break)