I want to be the first to thank everyone who attended the event. It was a blast! It was well worth all the time it took to plan, I can now cut my 3 foot tall Lawn and my wife now gets to actually spend some time with me! She is so lucky!
It was good seeing some familiar faces and meeting new ones. I especially would like to thank the families, spouses and the children that were brought out! Thank you for sharing your #1 priority peoples in your lives with the rest of us! That shows trust and character, which is why My wife and kids weren't there. I don't trust you crazy bastards! Hahahahaaaaa! Just kidding!!!
As anyone who knows me, knows that I like giving the wives, girlfriends and especially the kids a hard time all in fun!
-Loser Cruiser, Tell her it's not all about her?
-Morgan, meeting your wife just assures me that you need to be glad she is beautiful and that your two girls take after her! Make sure the oldest wears those ear muffs and Don't feed the little polar bears!
-Curt, Janet is fabulous! Keep up the good work. You have trained her well!!!
-Jamie, your better half has done a fantastic job with the twins! Stay out of her way
-Amoy, your nucking futs!!! I love ya my sista!
-Mrs. Tabor, what type of information does Jim have on you for you to put up with that behavior for 43 years? I'm so sorry!
-Mrs. Mikey914, you are a fabulous A/X driver!
Tell your Miss Minaj bottoms up.
-Mrs. Danno Dixon, your my hero!
To all of those I've missed, you will not escape me forever! You will have your chance to be embarrased that you know me!