HELP ME!! My boss said to think inside the box, now I'm stuck in it with Marty Feldman eyes!

(and no way to resize the pic)

Freaked the wife out as wallpaper

this is me with an ex-girlfriend

Me A couple years ago... I my 914 wont show up on film.

Robert O
wash state
70' 914

ghost, I've seen your car(356) before. When I had mine, is it on the registry page?

Seanery-
yep- thats my page on the 356 Registry Members Page.
That was an AWESOME car I had, but...I didnt realize...well...that 90% have been hit so friggen hard that us average people can never make them right. Se we take them apart to make them better and just end up burying the damage even deeper.
Anyhow, the 914 should be fun I have plans for it:
I think its a stock 1.8 (eng# EA065268), I'd like to:
( a little paint/interior work first) Then:
1- Add WebCam to match carbs
2-Big Bore
3-C/W Crank and/or Lightened flywheel...maybe?
I dont really want to put a ton into it, I just want it fun and fairly reliable for a while.
I know a guy who has a 2.7L /6 out of hiw '77 911, 'as removed' from his car w/tranny.
"Let me know when you're ready, I'll make you a deal" he says.

Anyways, I'll yell for help once in a while when I get frustrated.
See ya!
Robert O

Here I am!

This is really me here, and that is my distraction from my car.

Me and my girl Jamie--soon to be married

Sweet, a V-Max. They rock. (girlfriend/finance appears to be nice also) Welcome.


B

Here's me with a couple of my girlfriends:

Sway bar installation without Weltermeister's help.

what front spoiler is that, I like it!

pelican parts GT fiber glass for ~$90. Easy install to stock mounting points. Very low in front. Scraped driveways etc. I will eventually shorten mine an inch or two.

Glamour shot of the car from the Photoshop Monkeys:

Me trying to satisfy the daily dairy requirement of the food pyramid.

Thanks for finding my runaway niece Candi. She ran away just before Chistmas and I have been crazy wondering where she ran off to. please let her know that i'm sorry for trying to sabotage her career in the entertainment industry. let her know I still love her and want her to come back to my Discipline Academy for wayward girls.

Jeg's sells sway bars? And in such a small box! incredible

JJEEEEEEGGGGGSSSSSS!

Here I am with my other checking account drain...

No photoshop here - that's actual size.

it's called the Jeg's "blow up" sway bar.
Kinda like my last girl friend.

http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp

I think I had one of those one time.

Hmm, a Ranchero.

I read a story about 5 guys in a cell block at Missouri State Prison pooling their commisary money to buy one. Guards couldn't figure out how it got smuggled in. Now the call it the Blow Me State.

makinson1,
I tried pelican about that spoiler, and they just scratched their heads. Did you buy it a while ago, any other info you could send me would be great. I tried to pm you buy you work filter blocked my email.
email me at
mikeferg75@hotmail.com

The PO gave it to me when I bought the car. I think Pelican used to carry it, but no more, apparently as the 914 Special Edition. The Performance Parts one is similar, but as you can see, doesn't come down as far, which may be a good thing.

http://www.performanceproducts.com/Product...roductid=100412

Here is my wife and I on vacation in Maine. I didnt even see one 914. What a wasted vacation

I never cease to be amazed at how good looking the women are who hook up with 914 owners. I was going to put up pictures of all my ex-wives, but the webmaster said they don't have enough room.

I am sure that if they are good looking naked ex-wifes pics Sir Andy will give you the bandwidth!

Geoff

Verrrrrryyyy tempting!!! Maybe we should start an ex-wifes thread!! lol

Jeff

my ex- put our yellow /6 onto its top at a Riverside DE event; i am reminded of her every time i look at it and start adding up the expense to repair. i hope that's the last time i mention her here.

Nice PFDs

I have been through this entire topic. I am convinced that I am not the ugliest member of the group. But I'm a shoe in for the semi finals.

it's a good thing you didn't use a good camera, you may have beaten me.

My life story! the picture says a 1000 words. Bringing home the 9146 donor car!
cheers John

resized Racerx9146 pic:

Ohhhh!!! So it's NOT Michael!!!

damned fine hood pin you've got there ...

This is a pic of the UPS driver that delivers my 914 parts from PP. It's no wonder why I order so many parts!!!

Good god. I'm pretty sure thats not an approved uniform. I hate you BTW.

I cant compete with that...

But here is me in my last car; 1978 Fiat 124.

Yeah - Yeah, It's OK, I don't inhale either.

That's a big bitch!

Here is the only picture of me on the track.. haha:

Here's what I look like @ about 150 mph... I'm 'da one in 'da middle.

Here we go..this is more like it.

Damn Craig, my eyes aren't that good anymore! Can you make it bigger!


Geoff

If I get to big it gets blurry...all that bolood rushing to my head

Please shrink it again....

Me in my everyday wear!

Me working tonight.

Why yes, I AM busy! but thanks for asking...

Ok, this is me about 10 years ago when my wife and I were only dating and the two kids wern't. I look about the same, but there are some gray hairs in there now.

Is that a police line up shot??